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jordan simons - i wish that i had duck feet lyrics

[intro]
yo, this is i wish that i had duck feet, written by dr. seuss, and i’m gonna rap this book

[verse 1]
i wish that i had duck feet, and i can tell you why
you can splash around in duck feeta don’t have to keep them dry
i wish that i had duck feet
no more shoes, no shoes for me
the man down at the shoe store would not have my size, you see
if i had 2 duck feet, i would laugh at big bill brown
i would say you don’t have duck feet, these are all there are in town
i think it would be very good to have them when i play
only kids with duck feet on can ever play this way
[chorus]
but my mother would not like them
she would say get off my floor
she would say you take your duck feet and you take them out that door
don’t you ever come in herе again with duck feet on, now don’t
so, i guess i can’t have duck feet, i would like to, but i won’t

[bridge]
so if i can’t havе duck feet, i’ll have something else instead
say, i know what, i wish i had 2 h+rns up on my head

[verse 2]
i wish i had 2 deer h+rns, they would be a lot of fun
then i could wear 10 hats up there; big bill can just wear 1
i think they would be very good to have when i play ball
then n0body could stop me; no sir, n0body at all
my h+rns could carry books and stuff like paper, pens and strings
and apples for my teachers and a lot of other things

[chorus]
but if i had 2 big deer h+rns, i would never get a ride
i could never ride the school bus, i could never get inside

[bridge]
and so, i won’t have deer h+rns; i’ll have something else instead
i wish i had a whale spout, a whale spout on my head
[verse 3]
when days get hot, it would be good to spout my spout in school
and then miss banks would say thanks, thanks, you keep our school so cool
i could play all day in summer, i would never feel the heat
i would beat big bill at tennis, i would play him off his feet

[chorus]
but my mother would not like it, i know just what she would say
not in the house, you shut that off, you take that spout away
i know what she would tell me, i don’t want that spout about
and when mother does not want a thing, it’s o+u+t, it’s out

[bridge]
and so i will not have one, i don’t wish to be a whale
i think it would be better if i had a long, long tail

[verse 4]
i wish i had a long, long tail, some day, i will, i hope
and then i’ll show the kids in town new ways to jump a rope
if i had a long, long tail, i know what i would like
i would like to ride down state street pulling girls behind my bike
i wish i had a long, long tail and i can tell you why
i could hit a fly 10 feet away and hit him in the eye
i know miss banks would like this, she would smile, and she would say
no other boy in town can hit a fly so far away
[chorus]
but if i had a long, long tail, i know that big bill brown
would tie me in a tree; he would, then how would i get down?
i don’t think i would like it with my tail tied in a tree
the more i think about it, no; no long, long tail for me

[bridge]
and so, if i can’t have a tail, i’ll have a long, long nose
a nose just like an elephant’s, the longest nose that grows

- jordan simons lyrics

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