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jordanashley2497 - my way (parody) healthey food lyrics

[intro: jordanashley2497]
ayy, subway
squa!-wait, i’m not making that sound
ayy, ayy

[chorus: jordanashley2497]
this healthy food is in my way
i don’t need to watch my weight
my cholesterol is not okay
so, first off i’ma stop eating these chips, ayy
i could probably replace them with these ritz, ayy
that fried food is what i really miss, ayy
this healthy food is in my way
this healthy food is in my way

[verse 1: jordanashley2497]
bacon all ain’t what you know
flexin’ on that cookie dough
i’m ’bout to hit the grocery store
out of chicken legs and i need more
my refrigerator door don’t close
i be stocking up on meals to go
tomorrow night i’m eating out
but tonight i’m cooking at my house
this pizza ’bout to meet my mouth
but my soda stock is in a drought
the last pepsi i pulled out, didn’t even last an hour
and i’m done as h-ll with these veggies in my sink, ayy
and my momma trying to hide all my sausage links, ayy
never cared ’bout what my parents think, ayy
dropped all the hits, they want but i won’t blink, ayy
they mad as h-ll fast food is all i eat, ayy
they mad as h-ll because i ate up all the cheese, ayy
they glad as h-ll i don’t mess with they ice cream
these donuts are good enough for me, ayy

[verse 2: jordanashley2497]
all i want to do is get some fries with that sh-t, godd-mn
super-size my sprite and put a lime with that bit
i’m craving chicken nuggets, got a line of them sh-ts
everybody wanna eat ’em but they mine

(beat reverses)

[verse 3: jordanashley2497]
no, i don’t mine, here take a few ’cause i got a bag of these sh-ts
i can’t find the plates but i’m such a hard for them sh-ts
and i want a steak so medium rare on that bit
but when i consider again, maybe i’m just feeling some spaghetti
ate a lot tonight i know, i feel like i’m about to blow
these eating habits got to go

[chorus: jordanashley2497]
so, first off i’ma stop eating these chips
godd-mn, godd-mn
healthey food is in my way
i don’t need to watch my weight
my cholesterol is not okay
so, first off i’ma stop eating these chips, ayy
i could probably replace them with these ritz, ayy
that fried food is what i really miss, ayy
this healthy food is in my way
this healthy food is in my-

[outro: jordanashley2497]
thought, you thought
you probably thought that i ate salad or burnt food or something you were wrong
there’s a fly in the box
there’s a fly in this donut box
oh my god
(look at it)
can you see it?
can they see it
(yeah, it’s moving!, it’s moving to the top!)
(put it back!, put it back!)

- jordanashley2497 lyrics

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