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josé suicidio - it doesn't seem like christmas anymore lyrics

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[verse 1]
there’s a pile of untouched gifts
underneath the christmas tree
there’s a cobweb on the mantle
where your stocking used to be

[verse 2]
as i sit here broken+hearted
weeping ‘neath the mistletoe
holding in my hand a ring
that’s made of 14+karat gold
[pre+chorus 1]
and the puppy ate all of the sugar plums
they threw up all over my lap
and i’m spending my christmas scooping up little pieces
of sugar plum puppy cr+p

[chorus 1]
and there’s a pile of unpaid collection notices
scattered all over the floor
and it doesn’t seem like christmas anymore

[verse 3]
there’s a story in the news
of a lady at the mall
who was senselessly assaulted
for some stupid hyped up doll

[verse 4]
and there’s an actor playing santa
for the children on his knee
making foolish empty promises
he knows he’ll never keep

[pre+chorus 2]
but he has a flask full of whiskey
that he keeps in his merry ol’ sack
and he takes a little swig each time
the manager turns his back
[chorus 2]
because santa’s nothing but an overweight, underpaid
would+be thesbian wh0re
and it doesn’t seem like christmas anymore

[bridge]
oh, ho, ho, ho
merry christmas to all
and to all a goodnight
and to all go to h+ll
from the blood+curling sound of the tired ol’ songs
to the ring+ring’a+ling of the cash register bell
tell ’em santa won’t be coming to town
because he’s turned into an emotional wreck
from the ungrateful little b+st+rds that sit on his lap
to the blood+sucking parents that sign all his checks

[chorus 3]
christmas is nothing but a big pile of corporate dogsh+t
tied up in a ribbon and wrapped up in an old time decor
and it doesn’t seem like christmas anymore

[pre+chorus 3]
and the children are screaming and fighting
while the radio plays kenny g
and the walmart looks like a battlefield
and the christmas trees are covered with pee
[chorus 4]
and perry and bing have the gall to sing
of the golden days of yore
and it doesn’t feel like christmas anymore
and it doesn’t feel like christmas anymore

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