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josh gardner - bat song lyrics

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[verse 1]
eating a bat caused the chinese flu
but don’t knock it if you try it is my message to you
i eat them flying rodents and i get a lot of flack
but once you go bat, you never go back

[verse 2]
you may think i’m some sort of ghoul
but i’m just a man who’s a bat eating fool
i eat that bat all over this town
you can find me sleeping hanging upside down

[verse 3]
i like earl scruggs but i prefer lester flatt
i like a t+bone steak, but i love me a bat
i never was much of a heavy metal dude
but me and ozzy osbourne got the same taste in food

[verse 4]
if they sold bat at the taco bell
i’d fly out the window like bats out of h+ll
try a little bat, you’re in for a treat
that’s why we call it the other black meat

[verse 5]
in georgia they gave me a ten gallon hat
first man ever at a ten gallon bat
when normal folks get hungry they go to a dunkin
when i get hungry i go spelunkin’

[verse 6]
when i come home it always makes me smile
to see my wife cooking bat buffalo style
she batters it up if you’ll pardon the pun
with some coleslaw on a sesame bun

[verse 7]
with all this trouble i won’t eat a bat
so that should answer how i got so fat
i’m like trump, the way he gets grouchy
when he’s corrected by dr. fauci

- josh gardner lyrics

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