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josh lintag - lower your expectations lyrics

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now the good thing is that at least men have very realistic
expectations for women… he said,
sarcastically setting up a second verse in a comedy song

you want a girl that’s nice, a girl that’s not
obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot
the kind of girl that you can show to your folks
loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
a real girl, a hot girl; a really hot girl;
a brand new, really hot, real doll
wants to impress you, doesn’t care if you notice
and only ever uses you to tickle her throat with

now you might think that this girl only exists in your mind
but she’s real, but last week she died

if you want love, lower your expectations a lot
you might think your d-ck is a gift, i promise it’s not
if you want love, just pick a girl and love her
then whip out your d-ck and let the girl you love decline the offer

i don’t want a neat freak, i don’t want a slob
somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job
’cause i won’t settle for less than perfect
we want perfect children, a perfect life
a perfect husband or a perfect wife
but deep down we know, we don’t deserve it
but-

we all deserve love, even on the days when we aren’t our best
’cause we all suck, but love can make us suck less
we all deserve love, it’s the very best part of being alive
and i would know i just turned 25

- josh lintag lyrics

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