josh o'keefe - talkin' neighbour from hell lyrics
i was woke up early one morn’
to the sound of ma dad’s opel car h+rn
so i wiped me eyes, pulled off me sheets
and got up without even brushin’ ma t++th
i looked out winda
couldn’t believe me eyes
i flew down the stairs and i gave a big yelp
and said “hey dad, i might need a little help”
he huffed and puffed, screamed an ear load
“but,“ i said, “it’s your car, it’s being towed”
then there was a loud bang
he nearly fell down the stairs
he sprinted down the road like usain bolt
till the tow truck came to a sudden halt
out got a man whose name was purvis
he said he was with the wrecker service
well, me dad got purvis right by the collar
and purvis gave a right big holler
starin’ into me father’s fist
he said, “it’s your neighbour, he put me up to this
it wasn’t me!”
he sounded like sh+ggy!
me pop said “argh” n he beat his chest
you can only imagine what happened next
“fie fih, foh, fum”
screamed the redhead irishman
watch out, here he comes!
we knocked and knocked and we rang his bell
told the neighbour to come out right from h+ll
he could’ve been scared of the angry mob
or was on some kinda devil job
as there was no answer
so we left a message…
later on, he came by our back door
sayin’ “have you been rapping at my front door?
if it’s about the car, i thought it was junk, no more
slips my mind that you folks are poor”
(rich, comin’ from him)
could’ve made amends, he could’ve built a bridge
but he ended up with a knuckle sandwich
right on the nose, right on the chin
that’s one kinda way to wipe off a grin
(take the t++th out, too)
ah, the neighbour from h+ll, what he didn’t know
was me dad bought the car a few years ago
it wasn’t for a project or a classic car race
he got it ’cause he kept parkin’ in his parkin’ sp+ce
woody guthrie once said:
“this land is your land, this land is my land”
well, me pop once said:
“this land ain’t your land, this land is my land”
Random Lyrics
- oak cliff t-bone - trinity river blues lyrics
- chulu - צ'ולו - malchut ba'vel - מלכות בבל lyrics
- tiavo - lucy skit lyrics
- skid2 - labeouf lyrics
- sky lagrange - puedes joderte lyrics
- rex hudson - inhibitions lyrics
- g herbo - high school lyrics
- 8corpses - spears lyrics
- shawn wasabi - love potion lyrics
- freddie gibbs & the alchemist - babies & fools lyrics