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josh roehl - online stalker lyrics

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[verse 1]
why did you insist on sending me
the creepiest message i’ve ever seen
you’re the strangest person that online dating
has ever set me up with
you called me by the weirdest nicknames
that i have ever heard
then you told me that you loved me before you were born
well, that’s absurd

[verse 2]
when we went out to see a movie
you told me that you thought our love was groovy
but later that day, i saw that you were staring
at me the whole time
you never broke eye contact
not even for a second, and it was disturbing me
i don’t know what to do about this cr-p
i don’t know what to think

[verse 3]
when we got in the car, i told you
“i’m breaking up with you,” and you cried
i felt almost guilty for a second
but i’m really not sure, wah
after you cried, you then said to me
“i just might have to kidnap you”
that’s when i ran away in fright
you’re an online stalker, it’s true

[chorus]
you’re nothing but an online stalker
you’re nothing but an online stalker
you’re nothing but an online stalker
you’re nothing but an online stalker

[verse 4]
i don’t know what to do about this
i think that i might have to call the police
i can’t stand the way that you’re stalking me
i can tell by the way you see
you’re trying to follow me around
everywhere i go
i was driving in my car the other day
i saw your car following mine everywhere i went

[chorus]
you’re nothing but an online stalker
you’re nothing but an online stalker
you’re nothing but an online stalker
you’re nothing but an online stalker
online stalker

[outro]
i’ma waitin’ ’round, waitin’ ’round, but
i just can’t take it anymore
you’re an online stalker
you’re an online stalker
and a non-stop talker
you’re an online stalker
you’re an online stalker, can’t take it anymore
so that’s why i’m running out the door
tryin’ to get away
tryin’ to get away from this online stalker
ooh oooooh

- josh roehl lyrics

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