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joshter jay - my name is (short version) lyrics

[verse 1]
oh, hi! sorry to keep you waiting
but unleashing my rhymes upon you is something i’ve heavily been debating
i’ve wanted to hold myself back, but a moment ago i said “frick it”
i won’t go overboard just yet though, so i hope you’ll still be able to deal with it
you probably thought i was scared to reply, you probably thought i was a chicken
but c’mon chazer, that’s not like me, this sh-t ain’t finger-licking
but i’ve got the recipe for success
here are four ways for you to suck less
tuck your shirt in
listen in cl-ss
pull up your fricking trousers
and finally mate, get your parents together
they live in different flipping houses
c’mon man, you shouldn’t have sent for me
i mean really chazer, there’s no way you can step to me
‘cause i’d be able to f-ck you up quicker
than muhammad ali would if you called him a ni-
woah, wait, i can’t say that
but i can say one thing – you’re plain cr-p
aye aye cap, you think you can rap?
i’ve heard better disses from take that!

[verse 2]
woah woah now, look who’s returned
stay away from me, kid, or you will get burned
my raps are as excellent as mr. burns
let’s play countdown – it’s my turn
i’ll take a vowel and two consonants
actually, f-ck it, three won’t hurt
i’ve got an e, an r, an n, and a d for dirt
put them together, and what’s the word
it perfectly describes you – you’re a cheap little nerd
well, maybe not perfectly
i could’ve been harsher, but i didn’t want it to hurt, you see
you call yourself a thug, but motherfricker i’m hercules
i’m not even trying, but could still bury you on a verse with ease
but for a while longer though, i’ll keep acting mercifully
certainly, none of your disses could bring the hurt to me
all they did was give me a chuckle
and now you’re caught up in a big kerfuffle
you couldn’t get laid if you owned a bruffle
sh-t, oh-oh, i mean a brothel
you and your dad live inside a hostel
careful sonny-boy, i might get hostile
it’s the end of the verse so i’ll see you in a while
but you ain’t no gosh darn crocodile

- joshter jay lyrics

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