joyner lucas - comprehensive evaluation (skit) lyrics
[joyner’s doctor]
hey buddy, come in and have a seat
your mom told me you didn’t want to come in and see me today because of our last conversation
and i apologize, buddy, i really do
i shouldn’t have lashed out like that
i was out of character
i mean, you’re only eight years old
and i had no business talking to you that way
so i wanted to extend a very sincere apology to you
you think we can be friends and get over this?
[child joyner]
i guess so
[joyner’s doctor]
that+a+boy
and i promise, from this day forward
that if you don’t act like a little f+cking r+t+rd and p+ss me off again
i won’t lash out like that
there’s consequences for everything, joyner
you act like a little pr+ck, you get the mean doctor you don’t wanna see
it’s that simple
now, mom tells me you don’t really like the prescription i gave you
[child joyner]
not really
[joyner’s doctor]
well, what if i told you that i have a prescription that you can’t get at the pharmacy?
[child joyner]
like what?
[joyner’s doctor]
you ever used cocaine, joyner?
[child joyner]
what’s that?
[joyner’s doctor]
how about lean?
[child joyner]
i never heard of it
[joyner’s doctor]
give me your backpack
[child joyner]
why?
[joyner’s doctor]
i’m going to put a few things in there for you
and i guarantee this will take all your adhd away for good
how’s that sound?
[child joyner]
um
[joyner’s doctor]
it’ll be our little secret
[child joyner]
i’m not sure about this
[joyner’s doctor]
don’t tell mom
if you do, no more treatment for you
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