joystick - jazzland bandits (welcome to your new life) lyrics
i haven’t seen a cop this bad
since guttenburgs’ mahoney
the sheriffs and the sandwiches
are both filled with bologna
there’s the cold hard metal beds
next to the cold hard metal cr+pper
and the cold hard metal bars
next to the prosthetic+legged rapper
from the top of the zephyr
to the bottom of the barrel
in monochromatic and itchy ill fitting apparel
there’s a trainee and a geezer
and an ugly singing horde
there’s a dozen of us harmonizing to another inmates’ snore
there’s a short little gangsta using a pen for a knife
as a jon gosselin doppelganger
welcomes me to my new life
his wife can’t take care of their dog
so laugh at him in walgreens
and i flip him off just like a pog
and now i suppose you know how the story goes
of the jazzland bandits drinking cobras and lokos
and now i suppose you know how the story goes
of those jazzland bandits when they’re drinking those
four lokos
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