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jr. gone wild - third most stupidest guy you know lyrics

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[verse 1]
i was leaving in a hurry, i was leaving in a lurch
’cause i thought i found the answer when i fell outside the church
the cops were busting smokers, the stars were all in line
i asked about your problem, they said you’re feeling fine
i was wondering why i was racing, will i make win place or show?

[chorus]
man, i have got to be the third most stupidest guy you know

[verse 2]
’cause the world was slowing down a bit, and i took a wrong turn
don’t invite me drinking ’cause i’ve got too much to learn
well, i tied up all my loose ends, i tied them up real tight
and i tried crossing the highway without looking left or right
and then my baby left me, why i’ll never know

[chorus]
man, i have got to be the third most stupidest guy you know

[verse 3]
then i hung out with a whirling dervish, and i spent a night in jail
with no belt and no shoelaces, just a slab and a metal pail
my cellmate was a student, he was studying to be a shrink
i said, “what you do to get in here?” he said, “for a crime, i think”
well, i gave him a problem with the conversations flow
[chorus]
now he thinks i’ve got to be the third most stupidest guy he knows

[verse 4]
then i got caught in a rain shower, lots of water pouring down
i spied a crying lady in a spoiled wedding gown
she was looking for a shoulder, she gave me the keys to her honda
she said i reminded her of some guy named henry fonda
at the very next red light, well i said i had to go

[chorus]
man, i have got to be the third most stupidest guy you know

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