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how to get everyone to like you lyrics
[intro]
how to get everyone to like you

step one
be agreeable
when anyone says anything
nod your head
doesn’t even matter what they said
just show ’em what they wanna see
“wow, i agree with everything you just said”
“wow, this guy’s alright!”
“cool.”
repeat until dead

step two
never voice a complaint
because we all know that opinions are tainted
everyone ever canonized as a saint
was historically neutral on the topic of satan
step three
avoid hills
hills are filled with the skeletons of those that died in them
don’t be a skeleton
don’t be anything at all!
if you never stand then you can
never fall and it’s just so
so comfortable
be agreeable

step four
when someone says something that you hate
take a deep breath push it deep down
turn that frown upside+down and you’ll feel great
one quick trick psychologists hate!
your framework’s made of silly putty
you’ll let yourself be shaped
an agreea+playdough+ble
rolled into something that you hate

so
how do you feel now about you?
5/10 or more 2?
fear of 0 kept you from
the 10/10, a
10/10
but congratulations
everyone likes you again!
but you’re neutral on the topic of you, cause
no one will ever love you
no one will ever hate you
till you’re at the pearly gates
but heaven’s too good for you
but you’re not even bad enough for h+ll
so purgatory’s where you’ll dwell
because you were agreeable

[outro]
be a, be agreeable
be a, be agreeable
be a, be agreeable

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