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jrew nixon - muff buffer (jrew’s version) lyrics

[intro]
uh, it’s your boy j nizzy
if you going down on a girl, you better have some kind of protection
a goatee, a chinstrap, a full beard
dog you gotta have something to keep those crabs away, ya feel me?

[chorus]
these freaks like it hard, but i make rough rougher
don’t want your gonorrhea so i rock a m+ff buffer
in this life, we all just tryna get ahead
f+ck that sh+t, i’d rather get behind instead

[verse 1]
haters can’t see me like i’m camouflaged
and these b+tches throwing p+ssy like a cat barrage
i get in and then i wreck it like sabotage
man you thought you were the sh+t, that’s a scat mirage
i’m in the penthouse, you in the d+mn garage
no happy ending like a bad massage
ha, hate seafood but i love fish tacos
these hoes on my d+ck like a human c+ckroach
talking out your ass, you rappers are ventriloquists
you say how fake i am but you ain’t even good at this
took home a stripper, named winter or something
had her ass stark naked, b+tch winter is coming
check the carpet, before i eat her
if it’s too furry f+ck it, i’m not stanley steemer
read the comments, n+ggas hating all the time
dude your lyrics suck d+ck, bet you found this beat online
so what, this is rap not rock’n’roll
man all your homegirls still want my c+ck and b+lls
you can call me tesla, i got that power
take an eye off your girl, and now she’s deflowered
f+ck roses, i’m all about the tulips
and i don’t stink, cause i’m on that new sh+t
did i say tulips, i meant four
and if she don’t open those then i take the back door
no muscles or long hair, i know i’m not thor
but i swear that i could pound it as hard as mjolnir
hammer, you barely even know her
d+mn right, but i’m still gonna blow her
mind, i take my time
committed to my craft like i’m writing rhymes
no feelings, no ceilings, all i do is rise
and i might not be a star, but i’m still gon shine
[chorus]
these freaks like it hard, but i make rough rougher
don’t want your gonorrhea so i rock a m+ff buffer
in this life, we all just tryna get ahead
f+ck that sh+t, i’d rather get behind instead
these freaks like it hard, but i make rough rougher
don’t want your gonorrhea so i rock a m+ff buffer
in this life, we all just tryna get ahead
f+ck that sh+t, i’d rather get behind instead

[verse 2]
everybody know me when i step on the plane
i ain’t hijacking but you’d think i was bane
break your back on a track and i leave you a lame
heart attack, i’m on crack, man i’m swear i’m insane
aaaaaagh, like the joker
after me, rap’ll never be the same
going all in like it’s no limit poker
going b+lls in every time that i poke her
you could hate, i’m just here to entertain
i wrote this last night while i was getting brain
so, guess i’m just a rap g+nius
give you a tip like advice from my p+n+s
haha, and speaking of advice
i told y’all n+ggas, i’ll try anything twice
getting head while i take a cr+p
i’d even f+ck around with a handicap
don’t judge me, i do it cause i care
if i break her hip she already has a wheelchair
i swear, i play fair, man i’ll 69 a midget
long as there’s a p+ssy, i’ll put my d+ck in it
going b+lls deep in a fat chick, fluffer nutter
she wanna stick wit me, like peanut b+tter
too bad i ain’t settling down
cause there’s always something better when i take a look around
[chorus]
these freaks like it hard, but i make rough rougher
don’t want your gonorrhea so i rock a m+ff buffer
in this life, we all just tryna get ahead
f+ck that sh+t, i’d rather get behind instead
these freaks like it hard, but i make rough rougher
don’t want your gonorrhea so i rock a m+ff buffer
in this life, we all just tryna get ahead
f+ck that sh+t, i’d rather get behind instead

[outro]
uh, cause i finally made it
so i guess that i’m finally famous
yeah, like my name big sean
but it ain’t, b+tch i’m just mr. nixon
call me richard, but don’t call me d+ck
we are what we eat, guess that makes you a pr+ck

- jrew nixon lyrics

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