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jskullcrane - things you shouldn't fuck lyrics

[verse 1]
any common household electrical appliance
anything that cannot be explained
anything with four legs and a set of h+rns
anything that you might find that rhymes with clamittia
anything that crawls around in a dumpster
including bums

[chorus]
these are the things you might not want to f+ck
including things that are sharp
and again, things that have h+rns

[verse 2]
you could f+ck leia but you would not want to f+ck the jabba
fogh+rns, mechanical bulls and stuff that tastes like incense
anything that resembles sally fields
dirt devils, wet+dry vacs and industrial vacuum cleaners
your mama, my mama or your mama’s mam
having said that, your mama’s mama’s mama

[chorus]
these are the things you might not want to f+ck
including things that are sharp
and again, things that have h+rns
[verse 3]
cousins, second cousins, and immediate family members
anything that has been dead for seven days
fishing tacky, deep+fried foods and your best friend’s sister
anything that smells like it had just been f+cked
things that give off toxins and m.j.s direct box
if the battery ain’t dead

[chorus]
these are the things you might not want to f+ck
including things that are sharp
and again, things that have h+rns

- jskullcrane lyrics

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