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jt machinima - angry birds rap lyrics

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[intro]
yeah!
it’s your boy, red
word up to my c-cks in the henhouse
it’s about time we put these swine in their place
uh, uh, uh

[red]
little piggy, little piggy
let me come in

[pig]
not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin
i got an appet-te and i’m comin’ for your eggs

[red]
how you gonna take ’em if you don’t have any legs?

[matilda]
airstrike inbound, got the piggies shakin’

[bomb]
anybody else like the smell of fresh bacon?

[red]
birds of a feather flock together

[blues]
two heads are good, but three are better

[red]
there is nothing that can hold us back
we’re tearing down your walls, wood, stone and gl-ss
who built your house? cuz it’s useless, bro
you pigs should be on a home improvement show
hey terence!

[terence]
what?

[red]
do the bulldozer
flatten these hogs like a pork steamroller

[terence]
my turn to fly, now the game’s over
piggies ain’t safe cuz i don’t eat kosher

[hook]
angry is what you made me
but when you mess with my nest, can you blame me?
cuz i got more rage than a case of rabies
that’s the reason everybody wants to play me
piggies hate me when i get angry
i take ’em to the slaughterhouse on the daily
like it was my job, someone oughta pay me
now you know what happens when you make me angry

[chuck]
it won’t be my eggs you have for lunch

[red]
trust him on that because he packs a punch

[chuck]
beware me, i’m a very scary canary
the bird you call on when you need a hail mary
i make a big impact, doubling the rubble

[red]
chuck’s got feathers you don’t wanna ruffle

[stella]
i’m the kind of birdy who stays away from trouble
but if trouble troubles me, i’m putting trouble in a bubble

[bubble]
somebody say my name?
i came to grab a snack

[red]
you just ate dinner, shouldn’t you be cutting back?

[bubble]
well, i can’t help my metabolism’s fast
besides, sometimes it pays to be fat

[hal]
hal’s in the house, so n0body fear
i’ll boomerang around ’em, then i’ll pound ’em in the rear

[red]
i’m sick of these pigs like i got swine flu

[bomb]
time to wipe ’em out, someone light my fuse

[chorus]
i’m just an angry bird
n0body’s angrier
soon enough, you will learn to fear birds
that’s right piggies, ya heard it here first
build a castle and we’ll knock it down
because we are the hardest c-cks around

[red]
call us crazy, flying off slingshots

[terence]
but nothing you do is gonna stop this flock

[blues]
we’re just a bunch of c-cky c-cks

[matilda]
flying high and droppin’ bombs
i got these dumb hogs all sh-ll-shocked

[bomb]
hope you guys like your pork cooked well-done

[terence]
this is our nest and we’re gonna protect it

[hal]
we’ll hit you pigs where you least expect it

[pig]
fall back, piggies!
we’re surrounded!

[stella]
ooh, new high score
let me tweet about it

[red]
i got a golden egg, now you’re gonna get snubbed
i’ll be rolling in the dough while you’re rolling in the mud

[pig]
throw up the white flag!
time to surrender!

[red]
we’ll give you a whooping you don’t wanna remember
anytime, anyplace, any freakin’ season
we love k!llin’ piggies, we don’t even need a reason

[hook]
angry is what you made me
but when you mess with my nest, can you blame me?
cuz i got more rage than a case of rabies
that’s the reason everybody wants to play me
piggies hate me when i get angry
i take ’em to the slaughterhouse on the daily
like it was my job, someone oughta pay me
now you know what happens when you make me angry

[chorus]
i’m just an angry bird
n0body’s angrier
soon enough, you will learn to fear birds
that’s right piggies, ya heard it here first
build a castle and we’ll knock it down
because we are the hardest c-cks around

[outro]
you know, that last line
i probably shoulda rephrased that, but, uh…
ah, whatever

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