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jt machinima - pickle rick rap lyrics

[intro]
(i’m in the garage, morty)
(what are you doing rick?)
(yeah?, yeah?, buddy?, flip me over morty, flip me oooover)
(what is it?)

[verse 1]
i’m a pickle! why? because i can, b-tch
not the kind that you put on your sandwich
no hands, but i can manage
this isn’t natural, but i feel organic
fermented in the finest brine
i’m the kinda pickle that gets better with time
get on my level, you scared of me?
what? i’m a nutcase, f-ck therapy
cool as a cuc-mber’s composure
but you know me, i don’t keep it kosher
i’m not for lunch, but i’m on a roll
don’t want it sliced? you want it whole
i’m going right down the gutter
if i’m not home by five, call a plumber
this pickled-rick is thick in girth
i can’t be flushed like a resistant t-rd
i been putting in a lot of work and labor
as pickle rick – pest exterminator
roughing up rats and roaches
in a exo-suit, buenas noches
hack and slash the pack apart with blades
and nail the fattest rat like a wall display
gotta jet, but i’d love to stay
want a nibble of this pickle? not today
[bridge]
oh solenya, how you haunt me
now i know what makes you salty
threw away half my sandwich, uneaten
oh solenya, wretched demon!

[verse 2]
pickle parkour! flippin and sh-t
russian thugs – say goodbye to your kids
i made a death trap of your emb-ssy
you see any double-a’s? give them to me
then i’ll waste you with my laser
today, jaguar won’t be your savior
a pickle knows how to get a russian fl-stered
and if i get shot – just apply some mustard
pickle man, this isn’t personal
oh jeez that’s so original
you’re an action movie cliche
i’ve never died, and won’t today
i must avenge the death of my daughter
look at that, we’re both terrible fathers
let’s team up – we got the same agenda
“farewell solenya”

[outro]
rick can pick a pickle
(rick can pick a pickle
rick can pick a pickle
pickle, pickle

rick can pick a pickle
rick can pick a pickle
rick can pick a pickle
pickle, pickle

rick can pick a pickle
rick can pick a pickle
rick

- jt machinima lyrics

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