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jt machinima - the mob rap, pt. 1 lyrics

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[verse 1: zombie]
they call me undead an abomination
better get yourself prepared for zombie chasin
once i’m on your tail
i cannot be stopped
i’ll keep slammin’ on your door until i knock it off
(grrrrrrrrr!)
is one of three words
in my vocab
if i say bleh bleh
then you made me mad
and if you push me
i’ll push you back
my skin is green and my heart is black

[verse 2: skeleton]
i’m like walking corpse of legolas
i got a bow in my hand and i never miss
i’m menace to everybody in the game
you hear my bones cl!ck clack
and ya know my name
cuz i’m a skeleton
ya better run
i’ll shoot ya bum punk
just because i think it’s fun
if you’re outside at night
you should try to hide
i’ll be lookin’ for ya while i take a spider ride
wooo

[verse 3: creeper]
don’t mistake me for a walking p-n-s
yes i’m shaped like one
but i’m quite egregious
because everybody runs
no one ever hits me
you know if i go down
i’m taking you with me
hisssssss
that’s the only sound i make
and if you hear me nearby
then it’s probably too late
my m-ssive blast radius
will hit your bum
say goodbye level 50
h-llo level one

[chorus]
the sun goes down
that’s when
they get started
they’ve got one mission
that’s to
k!ll the target

[bridge]
are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
or are you
just another noob
who keeps
creative mode on?

[verse 3: zombie pigman]
i sp-wn within the depths of nether
so i’m rather accustomed to fiery weather
and i’m on patrol with a golden sword
gettin’ ready to attack
so come at me bro
snort snort
don’t try to make me overreact
because once i’m provoked, you get the whole pack
you may call us b-tt buddies and we are just that cuz we smell like bacon and we taste like -ss

[verse 4: villager]
whoooaaaaaa
i’m just a villager dude
i was caught in the middle of a crazy feud
i just grow my herbs and smoke my pipe
i have a tiny house bro
this is my life
i just do what i can to get by then the mobs and griefers screw me over
why!?!?!?!
let’s all live in harmony!
we can work together dudes
come along with me!!!

[chorus]
the sun goes down
that’s when
they get started
they’ve got one mission
that’s to
k!ll the target

[bridge]
are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
or are you
just another noob
who sleeps in bed until dawn?

[verse 5: ghast]
my voice is high-pitched so n0body likes me
i can’t live in a house
cuz that’d be a tight squeeze
i fly freely with my eyes squeezed tight
take a nap in the sky
till find a fight and then i squeal like a girl and i breathe fireb-lls
if you think that you can take me then i hope you’re kinda tall
i’m the biggest in size and i use it well
i may sound like a baby but i sp-wn in h-ll

[verse 6: enderman]
well…
i’m an enderman…
…rapping isn’t my thing
but i guess i’ll do something since…
i’d prefer not to sing
i’m tall and dark, all i do is walk minding my own business until i’m p-ssed off
is this block from your house?
well now it’s mine
don’t look at my face and we’ll be just fine

[chorus]
the sun goes down
that’s when
they get started
they’ve got one mission
that’s to
k!ll the target

[bridge]
are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
or are you
just another noob
who sp-wns whatever he wants?
pathetic

[chorus]
the sun goes down
that’s when
they get started
they’ve got one mission
that’s to
k!ll the target

[bridge]
are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
or are you
just another noob
who sounds like somebody’s mom?!?!

- jt machinima lyrics

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