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jt music - i'm dovahkiin bitch lyrics

[intro]
yo, skyrim, what’s good?
you know who it is
it’s ya boy, dovahkiin, here to spit some hot fire on this dope track
yo, dj paarthurnax, lay that beat down for me, uh

[verse 1]
i got the body of a man with a godd+mn dragon’s soul
so tell me punk is your weiner small or are you b+lls just cold?
yo, foh krah diin, motherf+cker, get iced
i’m gon’ be up on yo ass like i was up on yo wife’s (what?)
dragon shoutin’ like a fire+breathin’ beast
and when i was just a baby, i drank milk from dragon t++ts
sweet, i sucked them saggy dragon titties dry
no, i don’t need wings, b+tch, when my d+ck can fly because

[chorus]
i’m dovahkiin, b+tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b+lls
i’m dovahkiin, b+tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b+lls
i’m dovahkiin, b+tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b+lls
i’m dovahkiin, b+tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b+lls

[verse 2]
chowin’ down on dragon b+lls, but you know i’m not g+y
skyrim b+tches love me, every night, every day
i be gettin’ some from riften to markarth
my dragon shouts make alduin’s look like a baby dragon fart, ha
takin’ dragon dumps, steamy and big
you don’t believe i slay these demons, then just look at my rig
i’m decked out in dovah scales bones weapons and sh+t
even the thalmor say, “dovahkiin is legit,” you know it
[chorus]
i’m dovahkiin, b+tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b+lls
i’m dovahkiin, b+tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b+lls
i’m dovahkiin, b+tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b+lls
i’m dovahkiin, b+tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b+lls

[verse 3]
dragon b+lls are a skyrim delicacy
i ask the dragon ball chef for extra t+st+cl+s please
dice ’em with onions, peppers, oil, garlic, maybe some chives
step down, goku, these dragon b+lls are mine (ooh)
alduin, better run for your life
or i’ll be snackin’ on your nuts when i get hungry tonight
and when i’m done with those, i’ll just go find another
i got some skooma in my hand and both your nuts in the other because

[chorus]
i’m dovahkiin, b+tch, i’m eatin’ nordic b+lls
i’m dovahkiin, b+tch, i’m eatin’ orcish b+lls
i’m dovahkiin, b+tch, i’m eatin’ draugr b+lls
i’m dovahkiin, b+tch, i’m eatin’ all ya b+lls

[outro]
yeah, dovahkiin, isn’t that— isn’t that a little weird to eat the b+lls?
what? b+lls? you kiddin’ me?
i’m just sayin’, like, why not eat their hearts?
b+lls are the best man, they taste the best
or soul, or
i ain’t eatin’ n0body’s heart
okay, sorry, uh
screw that sh+t, man
i’m just saying, from an outside perspective
yeah, watch what you’re sayin’ or i’m gonna eat your b+lls
it looks a little weird, okay?
weird? what you talkin’ ’bout, man?
okay
i’m gonna eat your b+lls, man
okay, go ahead
what? oh, i will, i will
oh my god, oh my god, my b+lls, he’s eating my b+lls
what? what? what?
oh, he cut my b+lls off
eat that sh+t for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

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