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jt music - tiny toilet man lyrics

[intro]
once upon a time in a tiny toilet town
lived a tiny toilet man with a tiny toilet frown
he took a tiny twirl to turn it upside down
‘cause when the world’s a t+rd, you gotta swirl that t+rd around

[verse 1]
i know ‘cause i am a tiny toilet man with a tiny toilet plan
(don’t you try to foil it, man)
because i can invite the toilet clan
to recite a toilet shanty
(we are scatting)
now i’m like an almighty toilet man
with a giant toilet plan
(soon you might have soiled pants)
and now i stand beside my toilet band
check the vibe, and if you like
instead of fighting, join the fans
you see my face?
come take a dump on it
can’t be еrased
‘cause i’m not flushing it
no more bidеts
to wash your b+tthole with
bowls on parade
come take a plunge in it
[verse 2]
nothing’s uncloggin’ this
i’m what the blockage is
breathe it in deeply so your nostrils know what noxious is
i got my bowels movin’ now i’m really runnin’ this
i’m throwin’ sh+t at all the walls and none is gonna miss
people are pumped for this?
speakers are bumpin’ this?
everyone’s idiot boxes are poppin’ off with this
porcelain thrones’ll be smoking because i’m droppin’ hits
but can your +n+log equipment handle logs like this?
whenever snow begins ballin’
there ain’t no stoppin’ it
i know that war never changes
change is the cause of it
not to get meta + but was this made for the love of it?
‘cause it smells like a lot of dead presidents
doesn’t it?

[chorus]
wasn’t there a time when this tiny toilet man
took a fight he couldn’t win, too far?
and now i stand a mighty toilet man
hemorroidal ‘cause i pushed too hard
when the sh+te lands, it won’t avoid the fans
call me pollock when i paint my art
because when i began as a tiny toilet man
i was a tiny toilet man with heart
[verse 3]
now this is my shot to give it all i got
even if i’m on the pot right now
this is my stall to throw sh+t at the wall
and i’m ‘bout to blow my b+tt right out
i’m on a roll, come wipe me off of it
i’ll rock your bowl, don’t bother plungin’ it
so many jons and not a one of ‘em’s anonymous
and i feel old ‘cause i’m wonderin’
what the f+ck is this?

[verse 4]
if you gotta do a number two
don’t hold it
got a motherlode
no way to control it
post+chipotle bowl
explode it
wipe your b+tt and
shoulder+throw it
don’t behold it ‘cause you’ll only see your sins
the product you got out reflects whatever you put in
log report + their tech’s surpassin’ ours
just like the like b+tton below + we gotta smash ‘em hard
‘cause if you let any sh+t get to your head, it’ll rot your brain
then i’ll have to crack the valve and send you down the drain
[chorus]
wasn’t there a time when this tiny toilet man
took a fight he couldn’t win, too far?
and now i stand a mighty toilet man
hemorroidal ‘cause i pushed too hard
when the sh+te lands, it won’t avoid the fans
my performance could obscure mozart
because when i began as a tiny toilet man
i was a tiny toilet man with heart

[bridge]
hearts on fire
farts and lighters
i’ll make lovers out of these fecal fighters
because each of us creates whenever nature calls
so doesn’t defecation bring us closer to god?
i should know
i am a tiny toilet man but a mighty toilet i’ve become
so when i stand overlooking toilet land
i don’t mind if it’s a big fat dump

[chorus]
‘cause there a time when this tiny toilet man
took a fight he couldn’t win, too far
and now i stand a mighty toilet man
hemorroidal ‘cause i pushed too hard
when the sh+te lands, it won’t avoid the fans
if you thought that that was bad + that’s just the start
because when i began as a tiny toilet man
i was dealt a toilet hand
but i had a toilet plan
to make this whole entire planet
my almighty toilet land
‘cause i’m a tiny toilet man with heart

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