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jtk (josh the killer) - bad jokes/dad jokes (freestyle) lyrics

[intro: jtk]
yeah the k!ller
aite so i’m just gonna lighten the mood a little bit this time
and crack a few jokes
but first, let me introduce myself

[verse: jtk]
i am j to the t to the k
a to the k, k to the a
the k, i to the lls to the r
like i belched. skrr like i swerved
ah, my thoughts race fast like it’s light
sometimes it might get a little cl+stered by i
love it cuz it’s to my delight
when on the mic, i like to believe that i’m tight
listen up now cuz my intro is done
my first name is josh and my last name is none
of your darn business. i’m here to perform
just kidding, i’m okorie and i’m
the great grand son of the bright morning sun
and if that don’t make sense, well i’ve got some
jokes for ya to test how you perform thinking
if you’re like me, then it’s a plus one
i’d like to make a few raps about puns
or a few puns about rap
some people like to call it a dad joke
or a joke that is bad
aite, now let me start
i’ve got some good jokes for you though
i was at a show one day and i walked up to this girl and i was like
hey there, i really like your hair
can i make a rap+pun bout your hair?
look i can see that it’s so long
you must be rap+pun+zel
get it? i know you wanna laugh
it’s ok to laugh
um is everyone here doing alright?
nah, you’re all left
bad jokes, uh… i’ve got dad jokes
my first name is not ed
but i’m sheeran my talent to the world
i once met a girl
and she told me she really loved pokemon
well, guess what i told her
i said, “girl, i wouldn’t pikachu”
i can do this all day if i like it is true
i was gonna make a joke about paper, but i won’t
you know why? because it’s tear+able
now, this ain’t a parable
but i was dancing with caribous
in the middle of the summer in a california desert
well cuz i um.. i thought it would rain deer
yeah, now let me tell you about
my pet bird. his name is stephen and he’s a seagul
we’d both go into the clubs to try to pick up some gals
or rather pick+a+boo cuz we got many options and all
yeah all i wanna do is make jokes, but i have got
just two more bars right after this so i just cannot
keep making your laugh forever so i will try to be back
i’m josh the k!ller and i feel a massive bit like a star
and a boss

- jtk josh the killer lyrics

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