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juan ketchum - christmas afternoon lyrics

christmas afternoon lyrics
[juan’s verse]
take down all these ornaments, i’m bored of it
i need some christmas spirit cause i’m sick of having shortages
now we all growing up, it’s like we went through metamorphosis
i’m getting christmas money just to pay for all these mortgages. ew!

but i think i don’t like christmas cause i’m sick of being nice
yeah, i’m tired of being fire, i’ma coat myself in ice
if i see another line then i’ma cut right to the front
i’ma run all up on santa and i’ma tell him what i want

if you think that just your presence is a present, then you’re lame
when i look under the tree then i should see the newest game
yeah, you know that juan ketchum is the best to ever live
if you don’t know what to give, then just ask me for a list
[hook]
red leds when i walk into her room
greening out from a weed pen to get into the mood
and i might bust early, girl. i tell you the truth
it won’t really matter on this christmas afternoon

[pasty’s verse]
mistletoe, mistletoe, mistletoes
i don’t got a single one but i keep on kissin’ hoes
and i’m on a mission though, hook them like i’m fishin’ hoes
guess what’s on my wishlist, brand new switch for christmas

fatal, pasty, juan teaming up, you can’t resist this
thought i f+cked a midget, it was just an elf in a misfit
gucci on her fitbit, call that sh+t a drip fit
scratch what i said before. my list? you can rip it

pasty wants to shoot his shot and only ever swish it
check my stocking and it’s coal, didn’t follow protocol
wasn’t nice this year now my christmas empty like a hole
we’ve been getting to the bag because we got that christmas flow

[hook]
red leds when i walk into her room
greening out from a weed pen to get into the mood
and i might bust early, girl. i tell you the truth
it won’t really matter on this christmas afternoon
[fatal’s verse]
woah! i hide all my blow inside my snowglobe
lightheaded motherf+cker stuck up in the ozone
no promo, i put everything into this sh+t
you think i’m h0m+ the way i slide up with my boys on hoco

yeah, they see lil fatal setting up the tree. i gotta leave
cause lil shawty said that she’s sucking d+ck at three
like, what we eatin’ this christmas season? made that b+tch vegan
for no reason, cause she’s sick of eating meat and nothing else

i got all these b+tches plotting and watching elf on the shelf
hang up the stockings, i’m wanting an escape from my mental health
and it just bothers me constantly how the grinch has monopoly
on these p+ssy ass b+tches caught lackin’ in robbery

[hook]
red leds when i walk into her room
greening out from a weed pen to get into the mood
and i might bust early, girl. i tell you the truth
it won’t really matter on this christmas afternoon

- juan ketchum lyrics

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