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juanlargo tha six6 - dillweed lyrics

[intro]
uh, bird gang b+tch
me and melon, listen

[verse]
dumb f+ck, what the f+ck is a dually truck (huh)
t+rd walked under a ladder, sh+t outta luck
got some footy scran, looked like a hockey puck (bean, [?])
let’s play pokeman, i choose muk (okay)
please go practice man, you suck (please)
big chilling, john candy in uncle buck
called up your b+tch to get that good guac guac
she managed to fit it in but it got stuck (ow)
it’s like your made of corm, get shucked
go play in traffic, get trucked
i f+cking hate you man, get f+cked
see the bird and the mask in your hood and you better duck
oh, yes. this beat is very nice
go to a dеli and take a sh+t like i’m ice spicе
drunk impulse buys at 3am, i don’t know the price
was uncle ben from spider man or from the rice (i don’t know man)
one time i did coke in a port+a+potty at a music festival and caught that band thrice
or was it thursday? i don’t know i’m not really into either of those bands anyway
i just find myself at a lot of music functions day to day
i’m like a punk rock forest gump if he wasn’t stupid
if you dm me, you can ask me questions about music (for real)
i try to give out advice that’s useful so you can use it (no really, you can message me)
i’m being truthful, i believe in you. you can do it but you have to have high standards
bird gang members to not f+cking pander
you have to study and be an artistic overstander (rip doom)
don’t be an annoying loser like ned flanders (well, hi diddly dough neighborino)
heh, i didn’t mean to make myself laugh (no)
i’m funny as f+ck, sometimes it just happens (yes)
i’m as high and as tall as the p+ssy of a giraffe (bleh)
you’re a schmuck and you cap about [?] (you’re a liar)
what happend?
ten times faster than everyone else, always lapping
feel it on the off+beat, start snapping
this is very fun for me, i like rapping (i really do)
but i don’t like writing hooks (i really don’t)
just songs full of bars while i hang out with crooks
you need to read a book
i’ve got something to show you
come here, look (look)
[outro]
look upon my domain as ye cometh onto me that which was once entombed away upon eons and milleniums ago. forsooth, upon thy journey whence from where lurks skeletons amongst skeletons with swords and shields in a dungeon where upon vile dread necromancers such as he, dearthe, dine upon the skulls of innocence. however, you have arrived in my lair, in my abode such that you have ventured forth onto mine own laboratory in which i shall betroth upon thee, thine most gracious glimpse that you might gazeth upon the glory of my…
m+my, uh, well, my d+ck
my+my p+n+s
i+i want you to look at my p+n+s

- juanlargo tha six6 lyrics

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