judy kaye, lauren worsham & brent barrett - way out west in jersey lyrics
[rodney, spoken]
well, mother kramer, i see you developed a really nice tan.
[mrs. kramer, spoken]
tan? it’s probably jaundice. i never slept a wink in the whole time i was gone.
[gloria, spoken]
oh, and the hoi polloi at the hotel were simply a scream, my dear.
[mrs. kramer, spoken]
well, what can you expect from new jersey? i always say the minute you cross the hudson river you’re in the wild west!
[rodney, spoken]
you’re right, mother kramer.
[mrs. kramer, spoken]
yahoo!
(sung)
yippi+yi, away out west in jersey
i dеclare these arе the thoughts i thunk
yippi+yi, if jersey looks like this to me
either jersey or me is drunk
by the time i reached weehawken
with my banjo on my knee
yippi+yi, i heard the natives talkin’
and i knowed that it wasn’t me
[rodney, gloria & mrs. kramer]
oh, new jersey, oh, new jersey
it’s a land we proudly hail—all hail!
no matter what the weather’s
you’ll enjoy the tar and feathers
when you’re riding through new jersey on a rail
[gloria]
yippi+yi, the cowboys in hohokus
haven’t seen a woman in a year
yippi+yi, when their minds begin to focus
they have got only one idea
oh, i met with one in rahway
he said courtin’ was sublime
but i found that his way wasn’t my way
yippi+yi, and i shot him just in time
[rodney, gloria & mrs. kramer]
oh, new jersey, oh, new jersey
it’s a land we proudly hail—all hail!
you’ll enjoy the friendly tussle
with the cactus in your bustle
when you’re riding through new jersey on a rail
[rodney]
yippi+yi, across the jersey border
at the bar, politicians are a plague
yippi+yi, whatever drink you order
it turns out to be hague and hague
oh, a buckaroo from texas
ran for marshal of passaic
so much lead landed in his solar plexus
now he rattles just like a snake
[rodney, gloria & mrs. kramer]
oh, new jersey, oh, new jersey
it’s a land we proudly hail—all hail!
you will bellow like an oxen
for a shot of anti+toxin
when you’re riding
when you’re riding
when you’re riding through new jersey on a rail
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