juicy john - the kirk cousins rap! lyrics
[intro]
oh yeah! juicy on the track kid!
this song goes out to all the people disrespecting my quarterback!
enough is enough bro, i had to bring the heat. let’s get it!
[chorus]
cousins’ is the g.o.a.t., in the playoffs he don’t choke
throw a dime to jefferson, he ’bout to showboat
all y’all haters got no hope, ’cause your defense burnt like toast
stop attacking captain kirk, y’all some clowns with them jokes!
[verse 1]
sent the saints home in the playoffs
their db crying ’cause he got mossed!
dime to thielen burning the dbs
quick fade to rudolph, game+winning td!
[refrain]
it’s too easy, kirk throwin’ dimes!
it’s too easy, dalvin breaking ankles!
it’s too easy, hunter with the sack!
it’s too easy, hitman with the pick!
[verse 2]
oh yeah, i said it’s easy!
endzone dance ’cause [?]!
the vikings do it weekly!
for them points for greedy!
your defense lookin’ sleepy!
kirk’s wheels are too speedy!
you can’t ever keep up, kirk destroys y’all completely!
y’alls defense out here lookin’ straight trash
kirk is ballin, i ain’t talking cash but if we talking cash, hundred mil, he got the bag!
when he takes the field, y’all best wave the white flag!
[bridge]
oh, we ain’t even halfway done yet!
we are not even halfway done yet!
y’all kirk haters, let’s run that chorus back one more time for y’all to listen to again!
let’s get it!
[chorus]
cousins’ is the g.o.a.t., in the playoffs he don’t choke
throw a dime to jefferson, he ’bout to showboat
all y’all haters got no hope, ’cause your defense burnt like toast
stop attacking captain kirk, y’all some clowns with them jokes!
[verse 3]
the eagles signed joe flacco as their qb!
bring up thirty+eight to seven, y’all stuck in history
did you forget our last matchup in ’19?
when kirk dropped thirty+eight on your sorry team!
some would talk smack from the eagles+d!
zach brown disrespected my qb!
guess who got cut that same week?
how’s kirk a “weak link” when you outta the league?
don’t play with kirk, or you’ll get fired
career k!ller kirk will have you retired!
cam jordan tried talkin’ that trash
so kirk marched in and evicted his… [ass]!
pass to the endzone, kirk throwin’ them dimes
super bowl champ, you know it’s his time!
i’m murdering the beat, this gotta be a crime!
someone call 9+1+1, ’cause i’m on fire with the rhymes!
[bridge]
woo! ay y’all divisional rivals, don’t think i forgot about you!
by the way, i got nothing against the lions, y’all literally never beat us so i got no beef with y’all
don’t worry ’bout it
[verse 4]
cheese on your heads, and you’re clowning our skol chant
y’all should be embarrassed to leave the house like that!
kirk owns lambeau field, you don’t want him to come back
have fun cookin’ threes when you’re down eight with coach matt!
y’all know who else kirk’s gonna stare?
it’s the mediocre chicago bears!
they have andy dalton as the starter down there
oh wait they drafted justin fields? bruh you ruined my bar!
i be balling on the track, kirk is winning back+to+back
to you haters talking smack: bet no girls text y’all back!
hygiene you probably lack, kirk brushes of the flack
the record’s getting cracked! he screamin’, “you like that?” (you like that?)
[bridge]
so next time you want to trash my qb
keep quiet or he’ll make you history!
looks like aaron rodgers wants off his team, that makes kirk the best division qb!
[chorus]
cousins’ is the g.o.a.t., in the playoffs he don’t choke
throw a dime to jefferson, he ’bout to showboat
all y’all haters got no hope, ’cause your defense burnt like toast
stop attacking captain kirk, y’all some clowns with them jokes!
[outro]
yo, it’s been juicy on the track!
we outta here! (fft)
that was my fire extinguisher putting out the heat!
we out, lace up!
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