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julian velard - how i became a pirate lyrics

i am plastic man
i become the bridge you walk on
and i’m your bedroom lamp
i can guard you while you sleep
but i don’t understand
anything about the
export business
the troubles with tariffs
or formal dinners
your father holds me to

the marriage has been set
for the fourth of this december
that’s 48 more days
i’ll be cleaning the latrine
i’m always up on deck
i’m so tired of these
frozen oceans
and brokenhearted sailors
and all their sailing terms
love has just become some used+up word

i dream about a world that’s something better
a paradise of b00by+filled pudding desserts
a land where all the sand is clean
there’s not a single footprint to be seen
i’d like it if you came along
i don’t think i can go there on my own
i don’t know where this is going
so let’s go slow, yeah
oh my god
i think i’m flowing, yeah, yeah, i
i wish i’d known before
that your mouth’s an open door
oh, now every crewman knows
how they whisper through the night
and they’re planning a revolt
’cause they’re tired of your
mother’s sweater
she makes us wear them
they’re all the same type
black and white stripes
they call me “captain”
and pledge their devotion
and plot out courses
to fix their divorces
now, why did you tell them?
they’ve gone and changed everything
there’s no more pudding
there’s hardly anything ‘cept
all their worries
and petty insecurities
i don’t have what it takes to
make your parents
walk that long wood plank

- julian velard lyrics

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