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jumpoff tv - wrc07 illmaculate & the saurus vs lyraflip & verbs lyrics

[round 1: lyraflip/verbs]

[verbs]
yo
i read harry’s emails and they were very detailed
how you and steven seagal are just some scary females

[lyraflip]
y’all get buried like a seash+ll
you don’t wanna step to this cause you’re temporary retail
you don’t even wanna mess with this cause you’ll get buried like a seash+ll
dog, what you doing?
i’ll bust this right here, i’ll break bread like the communion

[verbs]
this fool’s f+ck boring
you’re small and a fat chuck norris
walker tеxas, i’m often reckless
i’ll takе this fool’s [?] necklace and put his legs across it

[lyraflip]
your face is something where a crater placed
and you should shave your face, but that would be a major waste
you like a tall munchkin, looking like paul bunyan
but your ass is as tall as a small bunion
[verbs]
small bunion, chip like funyun but it’s not fun, son
it’s big pun… nah, it’s big pun’s nasty son
the raps actually come
illmaculate, i’ll take your chick and illmac in her
fat guy, i get fat thighs and get those sh+ts back fired

[lyraflip]
you ain’t touching our clique
you’re fat and you got a double d tits
f+ck what you do, everything is just writ
i’m bout to battle you, f+ck y’all fools
you’re just wack whiteboys without no attitude

[host]
time

[round 1: illmaculate/the saurus]

[illmaculate]
ayo
first off, verbs, dog
you need to shave that furball
and quit acting like you’re swole because your shirt’s small, you look like a jerk off
it’s lyraflip and verbs
i’m tryna figure out which lyricist the worst
but it sucks, cause to judge you have to hear them spit a verse
[the saurus]
now you’re clearly getting served
yeah, you lost this rap race
but hey, at least you cats just locked up last place
why you here? you don’t have a reason
oh wait, jumpoff needed a token black and fat korean to make the brackets even

[illmaculate]
yeah, and that was real hot
this is a chilled spot where you’ll get k!lled off
cause we ain’t gonna lose to a bearded jill scott
and it’s okay, you can light some blunts
and it’s obvious they’re wack as f+ck and had to write for us

[the saurus]
i don’t like the way you’re spitting, those were some amazing writtens
yeah, you like my double d tits, cause they’re bigger than any asian women’s
man, you should never use the pencil
sh+t you got huge potential, not to be a rapper but to work in a buddhist temple

[illmaculate]
buddhist temple, yeah, you had to use a pencil
that’s alright, it’s obvious you didn’t make it through your menstrual
cause you’re just a b+tch, you ain’t busting sick
f+cking making sure the blunt is lit
[host]
time!

[round 2: lyraflip & verbs]

[lyraflip]
yo, i’ll trash these two freaks and start rapping rudely
ain’t you an actor from that classic movie ratatouille?
i’ll go ahead and smack this groupie
cause this assh0l+ came paired in a battle with one of the fat belushis

[verbs]
sorry, old bros
you’re fatter than mario’s nose
you look like the mario bros
luigi and i don’t give a f+ck who is he
he looks like a [?]
your tits are 3d

[lyraflip]
yo he’s more than a b+tch
he’s a motherf+cking d+ck inside of the saurus’s orifice
what’s up with those shorts, why you trying to be a pirate?
motherf+cking spokesman for the fighting irish
i’m bout to beat your ass cause i’m the tightest

[verbs]
i got the trident+hybrid knife katana blade
you and your mom is gay, but you’re still not hard even if you had a dyk+ mom
i’ll open up your throat and throw a pipe bomb like that and you get served just like swann
one of those dudes k!lled ‘em off
i got the illest thoughts, you were dope until the saurus k!lled you off

[lyraflip]
and that was the ill sh+t, f+ck illmaculate
you better drop the mic in your hand, before you get smacked with it
you little b+tch! and you’re never accurate
you ain’t going nowhere because you’re a demon going against the devil’s advocate

[host]
time!

[round 2: illmaculate/the saurus]

[illmaculate]
alright
when you come around, your chain’s usually tucked
yeah, your music’ll suck
ay, you said that i had a mic, i don’t, you’re stupid as f+ck
and i don’t know, cause you know when it’s mcs rapping please clap him
because you saying you’re taller than me is like me saying he’s handsome

[the saurus]
oh, bring the drama to me and this guy was talking movies
how the f+ck is john belushi gonna lose to kristi yamaguchi
oh, man, it’s too bad that she got bald, now you better get off b+lls
i’ll throw your ass in some rock salt

[illmaculate]
yeah, you don’t even eat hog maws
you need to stop, dog, cause you don’t got bars
light a blunt, you need to quit hyping him up
cause he keeps screaming these lines that suck thinking that they’re tight as f+ck

[the saurus]
ho ho
i don’t even know how these hoes are partners
we got one guy who’s never known a barber and a middle eastern cobra charmer
this psyclone will leave your mind blown
f+ck sideshow bob, why the f+ck you got sideshow tyrone

[illmaculate]
sideshow tyrone
you can spit a nice flow but it looks like swann after doing some tae bo
you can’t spit a tight flow on the mic, hoe
yeah, even your get it to it, got the sickest music
i’m bout to hit it cause this b+tch is useless

[host]
time!

[round 3: lyraflip/verbs]

[verbs]
b+tch is useless, your mom’s thick and toothless
and you have t++th like dracula, but after i smack you up
you look like the saurus’s face press greased out a spatula

[lyraflip]
yo, f+ck ratatouille, you more like speedy gonzales
both y’all fat motherf+ckers, somebody feed him tamales
this the easiest contest, what you wanna get worse than
what the f+ck, i know why everybody’s f+cking your girlfriend
cause you’re ugly as f+ck, it’s like your face was stuck in a whirlwind
you heard of 40 year old virgin, this is the 25 version

[verbs]
yo, you get k!lled
you’re sweating, you’re gonna lose weight and be a skinny guy person
you’re just a f+cking fat you’re not sickly fly, virgin
no coochie, no groupie, but when the hoes stroll to me
we’ll make this sh+t, and you’ll act just like a whole movie

[lyraflip]
you need to start to spit a song
we’re about to not get along like israel and lebanon
and i’m about to stomp this wack leprechaun
get the f+ck out of here
i’m bout to bust in your ear
i’ll do that to your groupie, f+ck what you hear
i’m the best in here, i’m bout to take care of this wack ass rapper and this pregnant queer
what? you dropping a baby? is this gonna be an abortion?
this is a tv antenna with static, there’s way too much distortion

[host]
time!

[round 3: illmaculate/the saurus]

[illmaculate]
you’re rapping fake sh+t, illmac is vagrant
you don’t got the memo? guys can’t get pregnant
even though you wanna f+ck him it doesn’ matter cause you have awful discussion
off the top i just crushed him

[the saurus]
doggy, this ain’t fair
oh sh+t, across the street’s the doggy day care but you probably ate there
enough of the apprehending
why’s this f+g pretending i’m a virgin when his mom gave me the happy ending

[illmaculate]
yeah, you know you got the [?] but i don’t wanna hear your story, though
you will never be in the same category, hoes
you don’t have the illest free flows
so we won’t lose to a fake bodybuilder and a phillipino

[the saurus]
a phillipino, i got the true dominant flow
the f+ck are you doing here, putang ina mo
that’s his slang, i’m about to spit game
and all you’re really gonna feel is these two fists bang

[illmaculate]
yeah, and i’ll leave your spine cracked
that was a nice rap, i’ll give you the translation: “i’m wack”
yeah, go ahead and scream em
but it doesn’t matter cause you still like getting a head of s+m+n

[host]
time!

2007 world rap championships, it’s the first season. la division. we got the judges’ decision right now. looks like it’s going to the saurus and illmaculate

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