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jumpoff tv - wrc07 nocando & rheteric ramirez vs. element & franco lyrics

[round 1: element/franco]

[franco]
we’re some of the best freestylers on the dang planet
but you ain’t gonna be a babe magnet dressing like you’re satanic
and if rapping’s something you take for granted
sh+t, ima freestyle off the top and just break granite

[element]
break granate, off the top and i spit ‘em
you dressed to k!ll but came to the battle as a victim
i spit it strong when i rip a song
you’re not black, you’re a white kid that got sh+tted on
i cut through bus crews
sun tzu art of warfare, there’s war there

[franco]
rheteric, you’ll never spit, ima leave you headless, b+tch
you don’t wanna step to this with your written rhymes that you memorized it
and even if i f+cking step up with the freestyle tip
you can just get on your knees and eat my d+ck

[element]
cause you suck and b+tch cause he’s a f+cking b+tch
i’ll bust it quick and crush his sh+t
you don’t wanna battle me when i’m mastering
come through established in this game, before this battle he was practicing
probably nervous, so p+ssy he was bleeding through his cervix right now
rhyme style is quite foul, magnum tight rap, you a lifestyle
you better get out before i knock your lights out
every time that bust it
pass it to franco, let him say sh+t, f+ck it
[franco]
nocando? you’re more like nocandoodoo
you suck with a bunny foo foo with a fubu tutu

[host]
time!

[round 1: nocando/rheteric ramirez]

[nocando]
there’s a car, that’s your crew, they can’t speak sh+t
you look like jay+z’s b+tch on a mainstream strip tryna be a grape street crip
you wanna be hard, element, n+gga, you ain’t celebate
i don’t give a f+ck when i’m telling it
that looks like element’s skeleton with a melanin deficient pleasurement

[rheteric ramirez]
this motherf+cker looks like he needs to overeat
when i’m 8 inches deep inside of your girl’s ovaries
and how you 50 cent with hiv with a dog tag
this motherf+cker’s your life partner, you’re all f+gs

[nocando]
and then i would say in a good ill way that you wearing lrg and it looks real great
you’re from the f+cking humboldt county, you’re a drunken hippie
and if you were your kid’s sister you wouldn’t be f+cking with me
how old is she, cause you ain’t really got enough respect
i just want her age to let her know if i’m f+ckin’ yet
you motherf+ckers+
[rheteric ramirez]
you claiming refugee status from fire island, you’re vacation is paid for
are you on business, or pleasure, or midget interracial gay p+rn
b+tch you look like my d+ck

[nocando]
because you look like jack from will & grace
brought back a brazilian slave
you going against me, your rap is getting sold like real estate

[rheteric ramirez}
flavor flav

[nocando]
flavor flav
you couldn’t make the minimum labor wage
i’ll give your b+tch a labor pain when i [?]

[host]
time! round 2! let’s go!

[round 2: element/franco]

[element]
round 2, i’ll astound you, i pound crews
sounds like 50 cent, you’re not worth 50 cents
this skinny b+tch doesn’t make any sense when he spits
off the top of the dome, well f+ck rheteric
he only named himself rheteric cause it rhymes with element
i’m intelligent, you got a delicate fellowship
you crash your whole settlement everytime that i be wrecking sh+t
[franco]
nocan, how you doing, old man?
last time i saw you was broke, smoking dope out of a coke can
rheteric, when i spit and you love it
take your b+tch ass back to the dominican republic
your styles corny and you bore me and you can’t f+ck with this
suck a d+ck, i’ll hit you with a f+cking uppercut real quick
blap!

[element]
let me git at him
i’ll jab him in his adam’s apple and stab him
cryogenically freeze him and send his ass to aspen
i don+

[franco]
i used to have respect for you til’ your dad molested you
now you’re like michael jackson on stage tryna grab your t+st+cl+s
i’ll take your mixtape and throw it in the trash receptacle

[element]
trash receptacle, i’m [?] wrecking you, [?] wrecking you

[franco]
franco representing here, and i’m rapping fresher dude

[element]
who’s this bis+xual guy next to you?
i know he’s sucking d+ck, i plead fist
you’re gay parents that played marriage and suck d+ck ‘til your knees hurt

[franco]
til’ you have seizures
you get blood on your t+shirt, you can’t compete this week cause you’re weaker
[?]

[element]
ayo, my rhymes sick

[host]
time!

[round 2: nocando/rheteric ramirez]

[nocando]
i’m rapping spitting sicker
you call us f+g but you’re the man who gets discounts on san francisco slippers
and what’s f+cking funnier than you being 30 years old living at home with your mom
she making you live in the front porch and being a dirty little gnome on the lawn
you little f+cking midget, i can see the veins in your necks
you’re not making a cheque, so you might as well pay him respect
get him, n+gga

[rheteric ramirez]
you f+cking don’t look the same not dressed in drag, you little f+g
$40,000 couldn’t buy your virginity back from your dad
and you on the rag, and don’t even show cause it’s invisible
you divisible by this little n+gga bro

[nocando]
and then he said some racist, but ima rip his face in fours
motherf+cker, i’m an invigorating force
my hairline’s even intimidating yours
you’re a little scared b+tch, he’s talking about element
wants to check my d+ck measurements
i’ll pucking punch your head in the face and knock your jaw off it’s precipice
i’ll look like buck wheat
your chick’ll get the f+ck [?] out of her c+nt meat
i’ll f+cking knock the f+ck out of your front t++th ‘til you got a duck beak
now what you want, b?
[rheteric ramirez]
what you want, beef?
you tryna battle me and nocando
you so emo

[host]
time! round 3

[round 3: element/franco]

[element]
i’ll go first with no words, f+ck it
he screamed time cause you was spitting wack
ain’t even ripping tracks, ain’t even ripping that
f+ck that, call yourself rheteric
don’t even speak proper etiquette
franco, be easy, they’re not too intelligent
tryna battle us, think you’re wack when you’re the opposite
spit lyrical sh+t out of your [?] glock when i c+ck and spit
always off the top of the dome when i’m wrecking, f+ck it

[franco]
talking about my mom? you wouldn’t understand this sh+t
cause she’s a nurse, be there when they pick you up in the ambulance
after this murder is over you heard that i’m sober
but i’m drunk as f+ck and ima serve you your cause i’m super doper

[element]
ayo drunk as f+ck, i’ll crush this punk
never heard of you with the verbal spew
you’re a liar, you should retire like murda mook
everytime that i be spitting, mince him in two
when i do this usually, i cut you half off, leave you half the man you used to be
i spit like this… with this rapping sh+t
you couldn’t spit perfect if your name was illmaculate
i’ll smash him quick, always off the top
his b+tch is my mistress, she l!cks this d+ck and kisses his lips

[franco]
you love dissing me, [?] kissing me
you love to suck d+ck for free for the publicity
who’s this guy? eventually got suicidal tendencies
life’s a b+tch, the type of sh+t that makes you slice your wrist

[host]
time!

[round 3: nocando/rheteric ramirez]

[nocando]
if you cut me in half, and chop off my midsection
i’d still have my d+ck so i would get your b+tch pregnant
because i’d be walking around with the top half
motherf+cker you get c+ckslapped when you talk cr+p
now this guy is on that

[rheteric ramirez]
i don’t know if i was asking for the pizza man and a whiteboy came and i didn’t ask to order it
but i put the d+ck inside of every your one of [?] orifice
you meth lab little birkenstock f+ggot, cargo pant wearing queer
you can’t step to me with your adidas, don’t look at me like you’re right here
you’re somewhere else, you’re in your animal zone
think you got stamina, but you ain’t bro

[nocando]
these motherf+cker are eating each others d+cks on the cannibal throne, you n+ggas finna lose
you better spit your verse+ best verse, you’re like eminem and proof
but that guys dead, didn’t you n+ggas get the [?]

[rheteric ramirez]
they said it before, this motherf+cker here overlooks haitians
this motherf+cker right here is woody harrelson as an aids patient
and he’s f+cking phasing
[?] and he’s tayzon diggs
f+ck you, f+ck you, b+tch!

[nocando]
main sh+t, make your brain flip
you meant to say taye diggs on some gay sh+t
looking like neo in the matrix
but i’m about to give you a facelift, i’ll hit you with a razor blade quick

[host]
time!
check it out y’all welcome back to the 2007 world rap championships. now the judges have laid down their decision; guess what y’all. we gon’ have to go into overtime

[overtime: nocando/rheteric ramirez]

[nocando]
i [?] and get away, i ricochet your horse
who the f+ck hear of a grown man with t++th that look like refrigerator doors

[rheteric ramirez]
and f+ck that sh+t that you pretend to rap and call stand up
i admire you, cause how do you take time out of being the president of the kevin federline fan club
and come in rapping with the 50 cent stunt double
you look like the stunt double of somebody in norms, an extra for cheers
f+ck you and f+ck you, queer!

[nocando]
this motherf+ckers on the internet talking about “i had purpose and passion
i served him at rapping, and nocan won scribble jam out of affirmative action”
everytime a black man wins scribble, an angel gets its wings
and i flew away from the city of angels with your cheese
and that’s the funny part, you ain’t got no heart but he part
and that motherf+cker looks like a crash dummy scarred
and it ain’t over yet

[rheteric ramirez]
motherf+cker
this is your whole life, circumcised
when you address him with his eyes, you jack off and a kitten dies
how many f+cking kittens gotta die before there’s a genocide of cats
your ass is feline allergic and you can’t f+cking rap
learn about it a second time, you think you’re the first one for starters
if you rapped as long as he did, he’d be having a better cut at the barbers

[nocando]
n+gga
and your barber is on minimum wage
that’s why you went in there you were intent on getting some braids
but instead, he said “ima give him a fade”
pulled out a lawnmower and start twisting your head
and i ain’t even gotta rap right
you a crack like chris rock on the crack pipe that got f+cked in the ass last night
ima be like a cop and beat you with a maglite to make you act right
motherf+cking ass wipes, and how long does the round gotta go, chris phillips?
ima make this b+tch [?] after i cut him a million times, and then his lips fill up
his little cr+p lips need chapstick, going against me, you get your ass kicked
snap you like a [?] that’s plastic

[rheteric ramirez]
f+ck this two man team gay parade
your mom p+ssy gets minimum wage, she gets no day off on labor day
you flavor flav looking little f+ggot
hiv positive motherf+cker can’t find a rate like me

[nocando]
and i spit raw raps cause you can’t get y’all that
motherf+cker, i think i just found robin big on crack
get off the d+ck and play kickball, cat

[host]
time!

[overtime: element/franco]

[franco]
kickball cat, you’re ducking stail, i hate y’all
i drive through you’re f+cking hood and play mailbox baseball
franco doesn’t give a f+ck when i’m up in la
and i don’t give a f+ck if both of y’all are gay
you can get this d+ck tip quick, sh+t
you look like the lead singer from the misfits dipped in pig sh+t
and you ain’t even punk rock, you punk ass biyatch

[element]
he ain’t even punk rock, make this punk stop
ima spit it like this rhyme sick, you know the time, b+tch
you’re just mad because you couldn’t serve him, why psychic white kid sidekick
i spit like this, so why you bugging?
you only win scribble jams cause you bribe the judges
i spit it off the top, you know the time is coming
like i said before i’ll leave you dead on the floor
i’ll murder this wh0re, leave him on the ground, beat him down
i astound, like thunderclouds don’t f+ck around, cause we crush this clown

[franco]
yo, sh+t, ima make you both begin to sweat
cause i don’t care about your sh+t you said on the internet
who’s he? f+ck, i rip just like loose leaves
step up in the cypher and spit just like uzis
this kid’s up here scared, you’re both sweating profusely
but when i get rhymes, ima kick sh+t like bruce lee
cause you’re ass ain’t got the f+cking militant minds to k!ll em with rhymes
flows with the illest design, the rhythm and raps

[element]
the illest design, i k!lling this time
putrid new sh+t, this dude is useless
so f+ck you, b+tch! couldn’t battle for a few cents
always off the top, get it on the camera when i’m serving him
i’m too superb for him, when i flex again
slap the sh+t out you, you think he’s black and your mexican
mix you up, spitting tough when i rip your bluff
i’ll call you out, you got the poorest style
i’ll force him to forfeit, k!ll him like an abortion
and stab him with a swordfish in every orafin

[franco]
tell them both, they need to f+cking stop
the east coast knew you fell off, and the west coast knows your soft

[element]
he fell off like the minneapolis bridge, i came and i stabbed him with an ice pick
f+ck it, yo, yo, check it
he’s a poor sport, he’s a poor sport cause i force him to forfeit
he aborts war like george foreman when i’m going towards him
you better get back, you better shave them f+cking nappy taco meat out your f+cking face
i spit out the place, what a disgrace, i’m so out of this f+cking world you can catch me in your girl’s +n+s in outer sp+ce
f+cking with me, nothing to see
had to come in and cut it out

[franco]
you only getting one turn, you dumb nerds
you’re f+cking both getting sunburned
by the solar rays, i flow today in overtime of the dope design to make you both go away

[host]
time!
check it out, we back at the 2007 world rap championships. we just had an overtime. judges had to come to another decision. and it looks like right team win; rheteric and nocando

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