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juno songs - dis beef 2: megalo steak back lyrics

[intro (spoken), papyrus]
human…
i am in utter disbelief…
i cannot believe the events that have transpired thus far!
i mean, who would have expected a human child to do such a thing
as bring the greatest cut of meat i have ever seen!!!
i am inspired!

[main song, papyrus]
welcome to another episode
of papyrus’s cooking show
is the camera on?
great! i’ll show you all
how to cook a filet mignon!

it is quite a tasty recipe
meat so prime for me
i’m sure you’ll agree!
let’s get cooking by the book!
this megalo steak, back i took!

from the butcher shop, a cut so fine
full of fat divine
for this dish of mine
fat is flavor, experts say!
this is the cut we’ll use today!
one delicious dry+aged hunk of meat
it is such a treat
finest you would meet!
yes, i just rhymed two h0m+phones!
lyric writing’s in my bones!

now prepare a sous vide bath
the temperature of the water
should be between
120 and 140 degrees (fahrenheit)

i prefer 133
’cause medium rare steak
is what will work the best for me!

now seal the steak
and herbs
put them
in the water!

[intermission (talking), papyrus]
now we need to wait approximately four hours
since this steak is about two inches thick
(four hours later)

[back to the main song, papyrus]
ok, now it’s nice and tender!
we shall sear it at the end!
heat a cast iron sk!llet
that wasn’t put in the dishwasher!
pour some oil and b+tter
sear the steak for a minute on each side
then baste the juice
if you so choose
that’s how you cook a steak according to i!

that’s it for my cooking show
that’s how you cook dis beef, you know!
perhaps a side dish of asparagus+

[outro (talking), papyrus]
[papyrus’ phone begins ringing]
wait. hang on, i’m getting a call. stop the music, please!
oh, i should really keep track of where i put my phone…
ah! there it is!

great papyrus, how can i help you?
uh+huh?
uh+huh…
oh, is this still not what they wanted?
what are these kids, vegetarians?
oh. the opposite
they like what?!?! still?!
that’s awful!
the human would never do that!
i’ll have you know, that’s just not kosher!
good day to you, sir!
yeesh…
some of these people really like blood and violence…
ah, well. i can at least give one of those things
who want’s to learn how to cook steak tartare next?
it’s raw and full of blood!
you like blood, don’t you?

oh forget it, cut the cameras

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