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juno songs - dis beef dx (remastered) lyrics

[intro]
h+llo there humans
i’m the great papyrus
welcome to my cooking show
today we’ll make steak!
first you start
by taking out a cut of dis beef
nyeheheh!

[verse 1]
if you are wondering
why i’m crying
i cut some onions for the garnish!
i just think that it tastes pretty good with steak
now onto the lesson with me!
nyeheheh!

now we’ll tenderize the steak!
we do not want the meat to break
all your t++th because its too tough!
nyeheheh!
then somе salt and pepper seasoning!
shakе+shake+shake+a, shake+shake+a, shake!

now we’ll add some lemon
to let the flavor sink in
throw that baby on the grill
and let it cook!
in the meantime, let’s get some parsley so that we can
put it on the steak once it’s all done cooking!
i like my steak medium rare!
just a fact i’d like to share!
[bridge]
oh my god! that steak looks delicious! smell that, won’t you? nyeheheh!

[verse 2]
this steak is looking good
under the grill’s hood
yum+yum! nyeheheh!
now we shall spread the parsleyo n top of the steak!
spread the onions around
that steak is nice and brown!
nyeheheh!
mm+mm, that smells delicious!
here’s a baked potato to go with it!
and some cheese, and salt, and sour cream, and b+tter!
that’s it for papyrus’ cooking show!
you wanna learn to cook disbeef, you know?
this recipe wasn’t too tough!
i think this meal’s enough!
papyrus is the best!
the skeletal masterchef+

[outro:]
wait, wait, i seem to be getting call. eh, stop the music please!
oh, where in the world did i leave my phone..? ah, there it is!
great papyrus, how may i help you?
uh+huh? uh+huh…oh. oh is that what they wanted? why would they want that? the human would never do that! that’s terrible! what is wrong with them?! i’ll have you know that’s not very kid+friendly! good day to you, sir!
apologies for the, ah, unsolicited phone call, everyone! the show is recorded unrehe+rs+d and those could happen at any time. now, uh, who’s ready to learn how to cook our asparagus side dish? anybody?
oh forget it, i’ll be in my trailer

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