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justin gombita - snake in th' toilet lyrics

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[charlie]
alright then, time for a quick little trip to the potty
(snake hissing)
ah! oh bullocks me!
mommy! mommy come quick to the bathroom!
mommy! in the lou

[mommy]
what ‘appened?

[charlie]
mommy, there’s a snake in the toilet, mommy

[mommy]
in the toilet?

[charlie]
in the toi+ yeah, in the toilet, mommy

[mommy]
there’s a snake in the toilet?

[charlie]
w+what am i supposed to do about it mommy? there’s a snake in the+ in the bl++dy toilet!

[mommy]
well i don’t know what you’re supposed to do about it, charlie
{charlie]
right…

{mommy]
just do something

[charlie]
god, bl++dy snake in the+ bl++dy lou, in the+ (breaks character) in the bl++dy toilet, there’s a snake
what the bl++dy h+ll am i gonna do about a snake in the toilet?
does anybody have an answer for me? my name’s charlie

[the voices]
you gotta p+ss on the snake (wut?)
oh charlie, don’t make a mistake
you gotta p+ss right on the snake
oh charlie, take out your d+ck
and p+ss on the snake

[charlie]
right…
yeah but i don’t really wanna p+ss on a snake, mate. that’s kinda spooky. kinda scary

[the voices]
just do it

[charlie]
well i guess if you guys think that’s the only choice for a little boy named charlie to do i suppose+ i+ i suppose i’ll go right into the lou and i’ll start p+ssin’ on the+ on the snake right+ i’ll do it right now
(opening door)
(unzip pants)
(initiate p+ss sequence)
(snake hisses louder, then strikes)

[charlie]
bl++dy h+ll!
oh mate, it+ the snake just bit me!
oh geez, right on the c+ck (breaks character)
the snake just bit me on the c+ck
oh it bl++dy hurts too!
oh mate, oh ge+ oh… bl++dy… blood, mate
what the h+ll do i do?

[the voices]
you gotta suck all the poison out charlie (what no i can’t, what are you talking about?)
you gotta get down on your back and flip your legs over your head and suck the poison out. (i don’t wanna do that! that’s disgusting)
or you’re gonna die (oh mate, oh mate i can’t do that)
charlie you gotta do it you idiot

[charlie]
oh alright, alright here it goes
(sucking)
mmm!

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