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justin grindley - ucsd lyrics

[intro]
sh+t, aight
ucsd grad, my time has come
missed many opportunities, didn’t have a lot of fun
but i did achieve the only thing that will matter in the long run
(grindley produces more heat than an incandescent bulb)

[verse]
this school took everything (hmm, yeah)
this school got the best of me (no cap)
i know i’m for the hustler lifestyle (f+ck rest)
but i must have dozed off in the final mile (sh+t)
no hook, because it would have no point (just straight bars)
might still bait you into feeling bound to join (you can’t resist)
finally using my own beats to drown out the noise (cancelled)
for the traitors, your pack i’m smoking, now that’s a disjoint (diss joint)

why the f+ck am i intеrpolating “first day out?” (n+gga)
it’s been half a year so the midnight oil’s burning out (ceasе)
time for a change in direction, don’t like how i’m turning out (be straight)
can’t spit fire, furnace is out, shivering with a murmuring mouth +shivering+

quick cumming assignment deadlines beating me into submission (ugh)
man, i ain’t consent to this when i accepted my offer of admission (f+ck you)
school feeling like a job, might as well give me commission (pay up)
but i’ll take that excess financial aid as remission (thank you)

but little did i know it came with a dye pack (uc scam diego)
some nerdy f+ggot was strangled with his pride flag (haha)
you can call that passing with flying colors (huh)
saying this just got student conduct on my ass, those trifling f+ckers (f+ck helen)

treated so poorly, i catapulted off the scales of justice (tyrants)
i couldn’t maintain my innocence if it were in a pail or bucket (plead the 5th)
best mexican rapper alive, say “hail justin (sieg heil),”
d+mn, i should have dropped out of college since ye was done in (fake fans)

i met my one true love my 2nd year (back when sh+t was normal)
the girl who i could tell quay my problem is and she actually cared to hear (for once)
our time was chopped when her people’s kung flu was multiplying viral (ching chong)
i lost her, not that kind of “lost,” she still alive though (not that i care)
but man, the heights that i’d go to have a mexican+chinese child (oh no)
nothing like that wh0re cynthia and i’m not crying about her (i moved on)
but, to be fair, this b+tch has her f+cking pr+nouns in her ig bio (f+ck trannies)
i be isolated, but you can catch me at… (quay)

foochieworx serving up t+rd in a dirty tub (b+n+r appétit)
just because embezzlement, respites, and theft ain’t hurting us (f+cking price hikes)
if sixth college gave me a 6th sense, it would end my n+ggle (gen eds)
i was the puzzle piece to hdh, give them the pickle (best worker)

assh0l+ professor made 75% the brink of failure (the f+ck?)
it would have to be the c+ kid is matilda (must curve grades)
guess i can’t wing the slides deck with filler (best strategy)
those point deductions will build up (so i can’t bs)

finna be late to the party, cuz i’m doing this project until dusk (no time)
thank f+ck i already tweak too much for a study pill cup (ain’t popping addys)
group presentation attendance is a mandatory fulfillment (set your alarms)
bro, k!ll me if i ditch, cuz if you ditch, ima k!ll you! (get over here)

lost my sole sources of dividends, the one job i could hold the floor kosher (food service)
but, thanks to benefits, i’m
pulling up in a ford focus, pulling up in a ford focus
pulling up in a ford focus, skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet (f+ck yuno miles)

i’m playing g+y sh+t on repeat on your bluetooth, call that fruity loops (f+ck yeah)
man, i ain’t left off the lacrosse team, you think i’m left off the team?
say again?
you say i’m left off the team?
quay you say?
you say i’m left off the team?
yeah
do it look like i’m left off the team?
quay you say?
do it look like i’m left off the team? (rest in peace, takeoff)
nah, i mean, you were a water boy, couldn’t take a ball in the groin, and got creamed during the season (cap)

rimac helped my discipline and life as a skinny queer (anorexic coon)
how the f+ck am i still outshined by plenty queers? (f+ggots)
can’t believe i waited until 19 to try a little beer (dare me to drive?)
h+lla lightweight, made me dive onto the shim and it sheared (ow, f+ck)

sometimes forget there were actual celebrities in my classes (sign my assh0l+)
chae, david, kk, rachel, rae (react to my song)
but they weren’t really cooking anything for the masses (you f+cking donut)
nah, i love them, just showing jealousy due to my trash vids (please come back)

memories were made in camp snoopy (708)
honored unlike others to have lived in that sh+thole (on moms)
gentrification for more transfer students is a
calamity of urbanity, that’s just the pinnacle of liberals (libtards)

this ain’t where i got my bachelor of [bar]ology (streets)
walked the stage in a b+ttoned+up black shirt and charcoal jeans (this sh+t way too formal)
athletic fit, but i wasn’t athletically fit (keep up)
big, engineering+heavy campus, yet aesthetically sh+t (f+cking brutalism)

i ain’t been a wildcat for 4 years (b+town)
san diego got me thinking that i was born here (finest city my ass)
i’ll always be enshrining my time as a triton (wouldn’t have it any other way)
but i’ve passed down the trident, time to be justin

throughout this jam, i stuck to my roots (that wasn’t a bar)
so quay i didn’t do all that i wanted to do? (that’s my fault)
i guess this is my corny way of saying:
congratulations to my fellow class of 2022

[ending]
4 years
too many names to list, but everyone i met at ucsd, this is for you
you’d better believe this is for you too, gym lads
thank you for having my broken back, haha
college was the best, but it’s great to be back
merry christmas

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