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jon lajoie – wtf collective lyrics

[mc confusing]
other rappers are comprehensible – not me!
first on the mic – mc confusing!
i took a p-ss on my n-ts-ck and called it jack black
it’s a fact, i got more rhymes then zach braff taking a nap
i attack motherf-ckers wearing purple backpacks
and i snack on towel racks and take a sh-t on your track
yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say
but when i get on the mic, i make milk outta clay
and i play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
and i say karate pencil case and put it on tape

[mc insecure]
yo i’m mc insecure – what’s up?
i really don’t think that i’m good enough
to be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck
all my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
it took me seven months to write the first part of my verse
and now i got nothing left so i’ll pretend that i got hurt
aw, i think i sprained my ankle
you guys go ahead and finish the song without me

[mc amnesia]
yo mc amnesia up in this b-tch
woke up five days ago lying in the ditch
didn’t know who i was i couldn’t remember sh-t
apparently something happened that was traumatic
i used to have more rhymes but i can’t remember them
seriously i’m freaking out i can’t remember anything!
what’s my motherf-cking name?
(seriously does anyone know what my name is?)

[mc public urination]
yo i’m mc public urination – what – what!
i take a f-cking p-ss on a f-cking sidewalk
anytime, anyplace, i just whip out my c-ck
and empty my bladder while you motherf-ckers watch!
you other mcs can’t handle this sh-t!
you’re just a little b-tch afraid to pee in public
you run into a toilet every time you have to p-ss
yo f-ck that sh-t – i just whip out my d-ck!

[mc fatigue]
yo mc fatigue – yeah that’s me
every time i grab the mic i f-cking fall asleep

[chorus-chorus guy]
i’m the guy who sings the chorus
(it breaks up the song)
my part is kinda boring
(i wish that i could go home)
but they’re paying me to sing the chorus
(and i really need the cash)
cause i’m unemployed at the moment
(just moved back in with my dad)

[verse 2: mc doesn’t know what irony is]
yo i’m mc doesn’t know what irony is
walked up to a girl and i gave her a kiss
she said “let’s go to your place, i’ll suck your d-ck”
i said “h-ll yeah b-tch, that’s so ironic”

[mc gets side-tracked easily]
yo i’m mc gets side-tracked easily
my rhymes are bad-ss like gandolfini
you know he’s known for the sopranos but he’s also in movies
like get shorty and terminal velocity
which i didn’t really like cause i don’t like charlie sheen
well i guess in hot shots, he was kinda funny
but i prefer leslie nielsen in the naked gun
you know who else was in that movie? o.j. simpson
which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that
wait, what was i saying?
i think i got side-tracked.

[mc lethal weapon 1, 2 & 3]
yo i’m mc lethal weapon 1, 2 & 3
i really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
danny glover, mel gibson and joe pesci
why did they have to make a 4th?
they had a perfect trilogy!

[mc lethal weapon 4]
mc lethal weapon 4 that’s me
i disagree with mc lethal weapon 1, 2 & 3
although i agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
the 4th was also good they added chris rock and jet li!

[mc sh-t my pants frequently]
yo i’m mc sh-t my pants frequently
it usually happens when i’m walking down the street
or when i’m hanging out with some fly -ss hoes
there we go!
thank god i brought a change of clothes!

[mc final verse]
yo i’m the mc with the final verse
i’m supposed to sum up everything you heard
but m-th-rf-ckers i don’t really have the time
so f-ck that and come back to the chorus guy

[chorus-chorus guy]
i’m still singing the chorus
(thank god we’re almost done)
i hate singing the chorus
(such a boring f-cking job)
i’m gonna take my 40 bucks
(that’s what their paying me)
and i’m gonna go get really drunk
(m-st-rb-t- then go to sleep)

- jon lajoie lyrics

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