k bibbles - nassau county police department lyrics
if you ain’t a cop in long island, new york, disregard this
the nassau county police department is r+t+rded
this for the 3 that it took tryna stop me from startin’ (no, you can’t do that)
i’m fresh off a xan blowin’ up on you f+ggots – bombarding
i just parked in that lot with the food that i bought, i was makin’ my dinner, was starving
it was 6 in the pm, why would i be sleeping? was hours away from recharging
trespassing? that’s funny, you just want my money, you’re f+ckin’ me up cuz you’re bored
no searches, no seizures, y’all said it don’t mean much so all of y’all mothers are wh0res
y’all found all my weed and a blade, what a shame, i was finna roll me up a fatty (smoke it)
i guess i got lucky, they didn’t find all of my addy
that would’ve been bad, intent+to+distribute the class a’s i had
out here just chasin’ a bag, i’m tryna be glad, my paper’s what i’m tryna add
once i got out i just bounced but i laughed cuz they let me hold onto my pipe
as soon as i got in my whip, i dipped, and threw that sh+t out at the light
setting me up to fail, oh well, the bibby the boy won’t fall for that
think i’m r+t+rded? i mean this wholeheartedly, you 3 love f+ckin’ each other’s asses
they told that i could resolve it, i waited a week like they said for my sh+t to come in
showed up on monday to pay and it didn’t go great, wasted days, i’m like d+mn i can’t win
“you’ll have to come back for court, in short, please have a nice day sir, i’m sorry they lied”
“no problem” is what i replied, while dying inside, at least i can say that i tried
and then i went from la to new york, lemme tell you the travel was h+ll
because of a delay i missed all my flights man, the first one just might as well fell
arraignment at 9 in the morning, had only one option, a warrant’s not what i’m adoptin’
landed at 9 and was late, about 38, no problem, was probably my race
actually they hadn’t started yet…
i walked in that b+tch with an ego!
officer rodriguez no es mi amigo
i don’t remember the others but f+ck those 2 people
except the judge, he basically let me go free though
it was 3 in the eve, we were at 93, but my docket was 141
and my flight it was nigh at like 5:35, and we don’t have teleportation
distraught, go up to a cop, i show her my ticket, said, “please hook it up”
she talked to the dude at the front, he let out a grunt, got called up fresh off of a blunt
“so you have a plea bargain”
it made me cum out of my peehole!
like i never did nothin’ illegal
(that aspect was probably racially+influenced)
i left and flew home like an eagle
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