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k jooney - santa clause diss track lyrics

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diamonds all froze
got 69 hoes
the ice on my wrist
its platinum not rose

but i dont need that sh-t
yeah i dint need that sh-t
cuz im about to to take a hit off santas naughty list

f— that bearded b—- for putting me up on the naughty list
im about to slap the b—- pull out my sh-t and take a p-ss
“you’ve been naughty” shut the f—up and suck on my sh-t
cuz imma bout to pull up to mrs santa clause and hit a l!ck

im bout to hit a l!ck
im bout to hit a l!ck
ill pull up with that 2 2 3 cuz its my right to bear arms

yeah b—-i know my laws
i do it for a good cause
now look at santa clause who parks on roofs without a permit

your b—- look like mrs piggy
imma be her kermit
ill f— that b—- so hard yeah my sh-t gonna be a hermit

his present imma burn it
imma make him learn it
then pull up with mrs santa clause and tell him that i earned it

you do not know what i can do cuz imma na pull up and ba ba ba all of your elves
santa clause you are so fat you are so blind you can see only yourself
imma be riding your sleigh and ur b—- mrs santa clause gonna be riding my sh-t
dont mess with me santa clause fat little b—- remember this message and go throw a stick

b—- go throw a stick
b—-go throw a stick
while ur wearing red
ur b—- be giving me head

slid in her dm a sled
slid in her whatsapp instead
jk f—that sh-t

yeah b—- its christmas time
that means i get the slime
it also means ill call up dr seuss and get some rhymes

ur b—- she taste like limes
that other b—- a dime
f—you santa clause because of you i got no rhymes

i think its bout time
that i stop rhyming with time
but let me spit out one more
einstein

einstein
einstein
54321 yeah lil einstein

imma be flying with the little einsteins
they call me a monster like im frankenstein
its prolly cuz im always gonna be lying
ast time i checked im still rhyming with time

breaking and entering that is a crime
santa be slithering leaving the slime
santa be slithering he is a snake
hes prolly the kid who leaked eternal atake

rocking around that christmas tree
f— that, skrt in a lamborghini
starry night my rollie real bright
b—- im fly like a mf kite

ho ho ho you know im like santa
put her on my naughty list
milk and cookies thats a no
but ill eat a lil goodies and thats a go

mirror mirror on the wall
greatest flexer of them all
that me kid i be flexing all day
my shootas gon f— you up you should go pray

look at these hoes that all be reaching
look at they hoes they all be leeching
listen too the sh-t that i be teaching
and sit the f— down and stop that screechen

watch out for mr f— b—-great
all of my b—-they served on a plate
f—– your b—- oh sh-t im late
drink on that hennessy i gotta hydrate

im alexander great
i wanna eat a crepe
dont call me fat you santa clause
b—- look at yourself mate

- k jooney lyrics

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