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kabuto the python - mister nice guy lyrics

(kabuto)
the nice guy’s a special breed of man and you might know a couple
so i thought i’d break it down and maybe show what’s up to
anybody interested, and if you get intercepted
by the aforementioned cat then you’ll prolly predict the rest of
this but i ain’t tryna be clever or chuck a plot twist
i’m tryna write a rap about nice guys, i got this
the guys who probably dying just to lock lips
it’s awkward, and some say they toxic, to be honest, well
maybe the niceness is in the beholder’s optics
and it ain’t my intention to try to patrol your top picks
i mean, that’s the point really, crossfit jock or not it’s
not the proper place for anyone but y’all to cop control, yep
mister nice guy however takes some exception
to the fact that anyone might never crave his affection
liking your facebook pics, hoping that you’ll make the connection
i wouldn’t hug him hi, he’s probly got a raging (objection!)

(chorus – kabuto)
you might think he’s like your next of kin (mister nice guy)
he’s telling people that you friendzoned him (mister nice guy)
check your facebook, man, he’s there (mister nice guy)
he’s been saving up your strands of hair (mister nice guy)
he thinks your boyfriends are cads and louts (mister nice guy)
he ain’t never gonna ask you out (mister nice guy)
he’s acting like he’s your good friend
but that ain’t what he’s looking for in the end, not mister nice guy

(guest bars: vanilla rice & shubzilla)
(vr)
hi you trying to call me nice and all, and yet i’m the villain
while i swallow twenty tylenol every time you’re spillin’
what you never let me be, alphas line up to hit it
treating you like sh-t, if you like it, admit it

(shubzilla)
you sure you got the right girl? i ain’t seeing you
posting up a sappy sh-t don’t mean you’re being true (?)
you an online stalker with a borderline mentality
i’m about to sh-t upon your f-cked up reality

(vr)
so it turns out that you’re just another b-tch
crying for my sympathy and sucking all the d-cks

(shubzilla)
you know what, motherf-cker? the same goes for you!
not only you the b-tch, you an -ssh0l- to boot!

(vr)
i did everything you asked and you love me like a brother?
what a pain in the -ss!

(shubzilla)
blah, blah, blah, b-tthurt
there it is again, manners wrapping up your rage (?)
soothe your lonely -ss with some preparation h

(repeat chorus – kabuto)

(kabuto)
’cause mister nice guy’s got a lot of plots and schemes
he wanna be your best friend in all your thoughts and dreams
and if you ask well he seeming like an nonce to me (?)
he’s mad p-ssed at all the sh-t he’s not accomplishing
’cause mister nice guy thinks he doesn’t owe a woman courtesy
and if he acts polite that it’s equivalent to flirting
and he doesn’t see a friendship as anything but
an accidental detour on the way to getting some b-tt
make friends with nice guy, he thinks that you owe him something
namely, blowing, f-cking, touching him in places no-one does
and if you tell him “listen stupid motherf-cker, no it doesn’t”
alla sudden you’re a frigid liar and a ho or something
and that’s the trap that the nice guy sets
for you to feel obligated to some nice guy s-x
but you ain’t gotta act polite when that’s the situation
and might wanna slap a motherf-cking nice guy next

- kabuto the python lyrics

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