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kacey jones - 1-900-bubba lyrics

i’ve been looking for the perfect man most all my life
but the ones i’m dating lately
they just ain’t my type
doctors, lawyers, real estate brokers
i’m fed up with all those jokers
so last week
i took a walk on the wild side

yeah, i was flippin’ through the channels on my late night tv show
1+900 love for sale by remote control
pillow talk and true confessions
things for folks with weird obsessions
then i saw what i was lookin’ for
and i called 1+900+bubba
that’s where i found my lover
i let my fingers do the walking
and that redneck do thе talking
he’s my big ole bundle of joy
hе’s my biscuit and gravy boy
i said a hub a hub a hub
a 1+900+bubba

looks like some of you girls
know what i’m talkin’gabout
you had a close encounter with a bubba
and it ain’t an easy thing to do i’ll tell ya
lot of stuff gets in your way
all that spam residue

my bubba was dedicated to his bubbadum
but he tried to work some of it off
from time to time not with me of course
but when he thought no one was lookin’
he’d stand in front of the mirror
and a little aerobic dance that i call the bubba bump

then about two minutes later he’d get tired
and l+st for something exotic
not me of course
so he came up with a new southern dish
called spaice spam on a bed of rice
let’s try it again, boys
he’s got a sears and roebuck polyester suit
he wears nineteen dollar imitation lizard walmart boots
he took me out to lunch
today he’s a real spam gourmet
and those little digestin’ noises he makes with cheeks

well, tonight we’re goin’ riding
in the ’59 bubbamobile
his big beer belly barely fits behind the steering wheel
he’s brazen as a brahama
but he calls me his sweet mama
i’m so glad i found a man for me

i just called 1+900+bubba
that’s where i found my lover
i let my fingers do the walkin’
and that redneck do the talkin’
he’s my big ole bundle of joy
he’s my biscuit and gravy boy
i said a hub a hub a hub
a 1+900+bubba

all right now
i need all the bubbets
that’d be you girls
i want you to sing the last chorus with me
and i want you to sing it out loud
like a screaming banchee bubbet
one two three four
i just called 1+900+bubba
that’s where i found my lover
say what
(i said a hub a hub a hub a 1+900+bubba)
that’s all

thank you
wasn’t that just bubblicous?
it was also kinda scary don’t you think
it is scary livin’ in the bubba dimention

- kacey jones lyrics

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