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kaelin halcrow - drink to get drunk lyrics

i put on my best clothes
to impress hoe’s fo’ sho’
got them socks with the red toes
some long legged jeans ‘cos my legs cold

i put my vest on, my v+neck
got that flesh showing
a fedora, my friend goes
“whachu got that on yo head fo'”

okay maybe ditch the hat, it don’t matter
i have a plan b
i have a big fat jacket that’s
made out of f+cking rabbits

let’s hop to it, let’s pop a bottle and do it
so we walked to the shop and bought a bottle of lager
bottoms up

we get in the taxi, sit in the backseat
my seat belt i’m fastening
take me to a bar on the back street
the one called the black tree and
after he agreed

me and my friend high fived each other
we do this all the time it’s like we’re brothers
we finished our drinks in the back of the car
then we stumbled out when we got to the bar
we entered the place, nearly got
beheaded with bass, we
sped up the pace and got ahead of the race
some dude offered me a drink and i said no

i said to his face

i drink! to get drunk! but not too drunk! cos that’s dangerous
i drink! to get f+cked the f+ck up! but not too much cos it’s bad for my health!
i drink! to get drunk! but not too drunk! because it’s not a healthy lifestyle!
i drink! to get f+cked the f+ck up! but not too much cos i wanna live a long and healthy life without any major health implications caused by alcohol intake

so there i was, with this dude in my face, saying to “take a drink”
i told him that i’d think about it but i didn’t
because i knew that i didn’t wanna
because i knew what i needed was a glass of water

i’ve already had a bottle, 330ml
i don’t need another bottle yet man, chill
ima sip on my water. chew on my ice
and if you don’t do the same, then you’ll pay the price

maybe after 2 more waters i’ll be ready
to get myself another beer. this could get messy
2 more waters and one beer later, and i’m totally f+cked
i don’t know where i am or where i’ve been or who i am
what the f+ck is going on? i am completely gone
i can’t hear anything over this song
that’s when it dawned on me that that was the problem
cos when i asked for a glass of water. he thought i said vodka

i drink! to get drunk! but not too drunk! cos that’s dangerous
i drink! to get f+cked the f+ck up! but not too much cos it’s bad for my health!
i drink! to get drunk! but not too drunk! because it’s not a healthy lifestyle!
i drink! to get f+cked the f+ck up! but not too much cos i feel that the long term negative effects of alcohol consumption outweigh the short term buzz!

- kaelin halcrow lyrics

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