kai man wong - the hard on rap (canon, nikon) lyrics
[verse 1: kai w.]
d to the r to the t to the v
i can spell, you can see
writing things ain’t the shizzle
cause’ photography makes me jizzle
got my ‘bling bling’ on
and flammable nylon
no gangster hits, i’m shooting feathered t-ts
[verse 2: lok c.]
need a pimpin’ camera
mother f-cking flippy mirror
which is the right one? canon or nikon?
[verse 3: kai w.]
look like a tramp, no rolex on the wrist
but love shopping like a chinese tourist
no gucci, no prada or f-cking lb
what i want is a d800e
[verse 4: lok c.]
but is there a camera i love more
perhaps the canon 1d freakin’ 4
don’t want no drugs of dirty paid s-x
cause’ i get off on the freakin’ 1dx
[chorus]
canon, nikon
canon, nikon, which one gets your hard on!
canon, nikon
canon, nikon, which one gets your hard on!
[verse 5: kai w.]
look i ain’t no bl–dy brand b-tch
i’ll even have a bit of pentax
the 645d is mother-b-tchin’ pimp
but samsung is totally gimp
[verse 6: lok c.]
i don’t want to look like major -ss
so i need nikkors or freakin’ l gl-ss
d600 or canon 6d
makes me need a naughty s-x wee
[verse 7: kai w.]
so i’ve bought all of them
had to sell my kidneys on the net
now i’ve a d4 and 1dx
plus a machine for dialysis
[verse 8: lok c.]
feel like a bit of a sinner
beans on toast for christmas dinner
but now i don’t have to decide
which one should i buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
[chorus 2]
canon, nikon
d to the r to the t to the v
canon, nikon, which one gets your hard on!
canon, nikon
canon, nikon, which one gets your hard on!
canon, nikon (phone ring) oopsies
canon, nikon, which one gets your hard on!
canon, nikon
canon, nikon, which one gets your hard on!
[outro]
digi, digi, digital
digital, digital
digi, digi, digital
digital, digital
rev (tv)
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