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kamikaze kommander - better than who (ethyn peters diss) lyrics

wait

gold… 4?

isn’t that literally where my main is at now?

and you think you’re better than me?

let’s play some hockey

w-ssup, white boy?
you really wanna fight, boy?
i’ll drag your monkey -ss across the gr-ss straight back to cl-ss just like a kite, boy (u of t!)
kite, hmm? that reminds me
you play tali, lee, and you can’t play a d c
why’s that? well, let’s look back to season 4
when you started playing ranked, cuz i guess you got bored
of the norms
you started playing vayne, kid
71 games that waas your main, kid
52%, that’s not bad
showcase the little bit of talent you thought you had
but then season 5, she disappeared (ha!)
you went 1 and 6… i guess it felt weird
to keep up any level of consistency
cuz it appeared that consistently
you lose
so maybe play support instead
help out someone else, so they can get ahead
cuz you couldn’t handle the pressure
you knew without a doubt that you were so much lesser
than other silvers who tried and stayed alive in that mesh
so you played leona and thresh
29 and 31 win percent respectively
and so you respectably
quit league
and i see the reasons why
there was no room for losers in season 5

loser
f-cking loser
f-cking silver loser

i guess that break you took was pretty good
cuz in season 6 you came back and finally could
reach gold
took you a while
vayne came back with a smile
57% over 42 games
lucian feeling a bit of the same-
54% of wins over his 35
and jinx came along for the ride
cuz she saw a winrate of 72!
but, oh wait… this is dynamic queue (haha!)
you don’t play solo because you don’t have a clue
what to do: to win a f-cking game
your presence is so f-cking lame
get a buncha k!lls but you can’t do sh-t
except flame your team cuz you’re a clueless b-tch
give those k!lls, and mid, to aleksa
let him and anakin carry your sorry -ss through flex-a
even dan has an idea of how to move up
meme dream machine, and he sees that you’re stuck
cuz you think just because you go to college
that you possess any sort of real life knowledge

sit the f-ck down and let a n-gg–f-ggot like me
teach you what to do with a cs degree

let’s play some hockey white boy

and maybe stick to support so the actual good players can carry

or go back to counter strike

and leave league to the legends

- kamikaze kommander lyrics

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