kansas city breath mints - live. laugh. leach. lyrics
who knew a lich
could rock a vape and throw a pitch?
but not so good that i don’t bet against the breath mints
when i hear she’s in a game
and it makes me rich
they call her leach
and winning games exceeds her reach
her favorite things are doing vape tricks on the mound
chugging four lokos, and long walks not on the beach
she does this throw
i must admit it’s quite a show
she blows a smoke ring and then puts the ball right through it
has it ever hit the strike zone?
(no)
how many innings since that lich walked in a run?
and how much longer till she walks another one?
it’s a shame
her head is just not in the game
because she pitched it as a joke
and it got fouled into the stands behind first base
(nice)
yeah, what’s her name????
leach ingram
leach ingram
leach ingram
well, leach ingram got infused
and now the breath mints are amused
to see their favorite dirtbag pitching like an ace
with no outs she’ll load the bases just for fun
then not allow a single run
just to rub it in their face
yeah you should see her era
and how she’ll force a double play
by walking batters straight into the mints’ defenses
it’s a new improved leach ingram
so grab your bats and swing ’em
but just realize it won’t be for the fences
against leach ingram
leach ingram
leach “5 loko” ingram
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