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kazoo's scraps - dream vs gaster. epic rap battles of history lyrics

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[intro: announcer]
epic rap battles of history
dream minecraft
vs
doctor gaster
begin!

[verse 1: gaster]
i’m gaster
doctor and puppet master
if you survive this you’ll be a real lucky b+st+rd
my power is beyond what even you can comprehend
go play your block game
i play my own world instead

[verse 2: dream]
huh, yeah
i’m dream
you may have heard of me
just the top creator in the minecraft scene
you say i need luck to win? (hah)
that’s what i’m known for
i’ve taken more dumps then there are words in your lore

[verse 3: gaster]
the only thing that matters is that i’m shattered across time
but even i’m better than you at keeping my followers in line
[verse 4: dream]
you’re followers?
heh, you got like 5 around
i got my viewers on my face reveal
than monsters in the underground

[verse 5: gaster]
your face reveal?
yes, wasn’t that a disgrace
i’ve never seen someone try to re+hide their own face

[verse 6: dream]
like you would even know?
you’re taking your sweet ass time
haven’t show your face in deltarune since your sprite was datamined
and me over here? i’m the fastest in the world
doesn’t matter what i look like
cause i’m always mining gold

[verse 7: gaster]
my face is incomprehensible
but yours was just ugly
you’ll need that georgie boy’s shoulder to cry on
trust me

[verse 8: dream]
yeah i’ve got friends, is that a problem to you?
or are you just jealous because no one even knows you?
you’re a blank slate with less threat then a cartoon villain
i’d say your chances of beating me are 1/7 billion
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
epic rap battles of history

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