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keepaz of the krypt - intro lyrics

[skit: one man kru, tommy chong, dr. khronik]
hey, tommy chong, long time no see, man. you remember me?
one man kru?
yeah, man, it’s me. i know i gained a lot of weight since the last time you seen me, but the reason i’m here, man, is a friend of mine told me that you procured a rare and exotic strain of marijuana
no, no
come on, tommy, you ain’t gotta bullsh+t me, bro. the drunk zambini already told me you sold him some of it yesterday
i take that back. i have just a strain i found from my time overseas
yeah, i’m pretty sure that’s the one he was talking about. he told me one hit of it changed his life forever. is it really that good?
yeah, it literally knocked me on my ass
well, d+mn. sounds like i need to try a hit of this sh+t
i’ll let you sample it, but i want you to go easy on it, man, because the truth is you can be paralyzed
jesus christ, paralyzed? i mean, f+ck, man, that sh+t sounds pretty dangerous. i don’t know if i should f+ck with this. what would you do if you were in my shoes, man?
take a toke anyway
yeah, f+ck it. why not, man? sh+t, i mean, you only live once, right?
take a hit from the bong
+coughing+
go easy with it, man, ’cause i told ya, it’ll knock you on your ass
i got this, man. i ain’t no f+ckin’ lightweight
i told you to go easy on it, man. you wouldn’t listen
what the f+ck? i can’t see
yeah
i can’t move. what the f+ck, man?
now you’re gonna have to pay
oh my god, what the f+ck’s going on?
for all your seven sins of self+destruction
oh my god!
gluttony, greed, sloth, envy, envy, pride, l+st, and wrath
what the f+ck are you?
the astronomic dr. khronik

- keepaz of the krypt lyrics

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