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kelly (liam kyle sullivan) – no booty calls lyrics

h-llo?
hey, it’s your ex!
it’s one in the morning
what the h-ll do you want?
baby, i’m h-rny
so what are you saying?
you wanna get together?
i want you to come over
all dressed up in leather
like you used to do
back in ’02
you give me nice dreams
make me wanna scream, ooo, ooo, ooo
that’s not happening again
that was was back then
and now i’m interested in bigger and better men

[chorus]
no booty calls
deck
no booty calls
deck
that’s not happening

aww, kelly, i still got it goin’ on
i know you’re hot to trot and i’m warm for your form
wow, with clichés like that
i’m really torn
your game is played
go back to your p-rn
don’t start me up
you make a dead man c-m
then you can just drop dead
’cause you ain’t getting some
what happened to the freak that used to rock my world?
well the freak’s still here
but she’s not your girl
you broke up with me
i made a mistake
so why don’t just ask me out on a date?
uh? uh? tonight’s fate
please

[chorus]
no booty calls
deck
no booty calls
that’s not happening

remember when i hit it in the parking lot?
outside of ihop?
yeah, that was so hot!
thank you, i’m flattered
but it doesn’t matter
i remember that you threw up
in the pancake batter
you’ve got a problem
you’re drunk all the time
are you even sure
that this phone number’s mine?
uh? yeah? ah?
wait? what?
if that confused you
i’m gonna have to lose you
go back to first grade
and get yourself a blue’s clue
i don’t even know what ever made me choose you
cuz we’re good together
but i can do better
no one makes you wetter
buddy, you’re like cheddar
cheesy
white cheddar

you know, i moved out of my mom’s
and i got my own crib
that’s funny
that’s just were you belong, in a crib
you saying i’m your baby?
i’m saying you’re a baby
i’m not hearing yes or no
i’m hearing maybe
well get your hearing checked
’cause you can’t play me
i’m a player
hate the game, don’t hate me
that’s not how that phrase goes
i know, but you just turn me on, baby
from my head to my toes
jesus christ
could you at least be original?
if game was the truth
then yours would be fictional
baby, i got style
and i got cl-ss
i got a brand new boot for your -ss

[chorus]
no booty calls
deck
aww, come on, baby
no, no booty calls
that’s not happening

hey, kelly from the block
i don’t just talk the talk
i walk the walk
and i know you like my…
hey! johnny-come-lately
don’t discombobulate me
if you want some of this
you have to properly date me
you mean wine and dine?
that’s a waste of time
i can spend five dollars
and still get mine
since that’s probably all you have
lemme buy you a hint
how’s this? go stuff your pee-hole
with a junior mint
baby, all i wanna do is make you sweat
let me be romeo to your juliet
ok, drink some poison
and i’ll stab myself
you’d know that story
if you’d ever took a book off a shelf
i don’t need no book
double negative
so you do
my d-ck’s hard, look
that’s pejorative, so rude
i don’t understand
all these big words you use
i don’t need big words
cuz i got big shoes
verbally, you’re a moron
and s-xually, a klingon
i’m more mature now
i need a mental turn on
baby, i got brains in my underwear
my d-ck equals mc squared, boom
you need to go back to physics cl-ss
the only brain in your pants
is your head up your -ss
check that!
you know, you could be right
’cause you do come faster
than the speed of light
you must admit
i got a load like a stallion
and i skeet skeet on with my creamy italian
eww! what am i to you?
a salad bar?
you like to skeet so much
i need a d-ck sneeze guard
you want some tonight?
i want some never
that’s not what you said
back when we were together
well, that’s not happening again
that was back then
and now i’m interested in
smarter, employed men

[chorus]
no booty calls
deck
no booty calls
that’s not happening
no booty calls, deck
sorry!
aww, come on, baby
you know i’ll treat you right
don’t interrupt me
no booty calls
oh, we back on that again
yeah, we are, because i don’t want one
don’t you want to check out my new stereo?
i don’t think so
i know you’ll like it
whatever
come on, baby, come over
no! this phone conversation’s over
deck

- kelly liam kyle sullivan lyrics

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