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ken kaniff - dotcom lyrics

excuse me…may i have your attention?
ken kaniff
shut the f-ck up!
little b-tch
will the real ken kaniff please sit the f-ck down? yo

[verse 1]
the real ken is back and that’s me
the other ken kaniff the one that starts with an “e”?
he ain’t og he’s kind of shady and slim
severing ties with me because i had a baby with kim

and dawn, her twin sister, yo i f-cked her too
and she sucked dean’s d-ck dog and that’s the truth
and she only got one tooth and that’s no lie
i think he k!lled dawn in the song bonnie and clyde

but yo, that’s go about the slim shady lp
and see that track twelve was performed by me
but i ain’t crying about it yo cause i’m telling the truth
i’m cool with eminem, my bad, his real name’s “bruce”

now you know that sorry i ought to burst your bubble
but this whole song’s going to get my -ss in trouble
i’m a codependent schizophrenic white boy too
i ain’t dyed my hair cause karen told me too

[hook]
ken kaniff
dot com is something to drop bombs on the world wide web
basically because i’m ken kaniff
for the children doing it for the kids
because the average age of my fanbase is six
ken kaniff
with a d-ck that’s hung like a horse
the same pr-cks that are the main reason for your cousin’s divorce
ken kaniff
with a knave doves sacks and dimes on the world wide web
basically cause i’m
ken kaniff

[verse 2]
alright an ace barb verse and what’s worse?
every other f-cking word will be a motherf-cking curse
cause this ain’t for the radio, i made this sh-t for napster
for hacker b-st-rds and the internet masters

i used to be signed to web
but money don’t make you happy and fame f-cks with your head
but look:
sony five-fifty is just shifty
my girlfriend strokes me better than those sissies
and she can tell you that kaniff is crazed
well-endowed and proud to be stuck in his ways

hey, whatever happened to royce da 5’9″?
i think he got dropped from tommy boy before he got signed
i guess bad met evil and he lost his mind
him and far eyes should take time to write some rhymes
and that aristotle guy is kind of nice with his
i’ll let him spit the next verse and ride on these kids

[repeat hook]

[verse 3]
listen to me
spit while you talk and p-ss on a tree
i’ll mentioned to be asleep while the mission’s complete

release the hounds out on dr. dre
and find his arm and his legs about a block away
from each other

cause when you die you’re going to h-ll
your most recent tracks bang cause they’re made by mel
and if it ain’t a sample, well, then the sh-t won’t sell
you’ll have markey and jeffrey play the drums and bells

as for me and these tracks? yo, we made it from scratch
there ain’t no “chikka chikka”, yo, cause that sh-t sounds wack
bring it back don’t rap about crack cause that’s sketchy
i ain’t got to hold my nose to make my voice sound catchy

i just got to be me and y’all see
from ken kaniff to aristot- and -l.e
and pretty much there ain’t nothing else to say
i’m a selfish patient who needs help today!

[repeat hook]

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