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ken kaniff - super ken lyrics

[intro + hook]

look up in the sky
it’s a bird
it’s a plane
it’s a man with a cape
and a beard and a cane
and a tank top; shorts with a bulge in his pants
this is ken, it’s kaniff, this is me, superman. [x2]

[verse 1]

i walk around town with some red boots with a blue shirt:
my apparel to do work
and do dirt
while your crew hurts to see
a “k” in the sky
why?
for emergency; an urgency
when in a sticky situation
no, i mean that, look, a sticky situation
like your all alone and you’re sitting watching cable
at your mom’s house
magazines on the table
p-rno mags with f-gs and chicks with d-cks
but you don’t care ’cause you’re by yourself watching flicks
so you start stroking (oh)
and you keep stroking (oh)
and you jack your d-ck off so hard it feels broken (ow!)
the friction from your hand
the c-ck starts smoking
a fire breaks out, and all the windows ain’t open
that’s where i come in
get it?
and then i c-m
i put the fire out with my nine-inch gun
nine inches when it’s hard, but when it’s not
it kind of looks like a freckle on the side of my jock
but anyways
ken kaniff saving the day
i’m out to the next crime, g take it away…

(oh my god. sh-t! look in the f-cking sky, man!)

[hook]

look up in the sky
it’s a bird
it’s a plane
it’s a man with a cape
and a beard and a cane
and a tank top; shorts with a bulge in his pants
this is ken, it’s kaniff, this is me, superman. [x2]

[verse 2]

i’m not the x-men
wolverine
mighty mouse
nah
i’m the endless southpaw crimefighter ya’ll saw
i remember this time when this chick was walking home-
from school
with three perpetrators trying to bone
so they approached her
and then they scoped her
and then kaniff came through and that’s something they ain’t hope for
i let ’em rape her and jack her for paper-
it kinda adds comedy to this little caper
but later
after everything went down
i put on my little outfit, cruised the town
and then i found them
stopped them
circled all around them
put ’em in a single file line to pound ’em
downed ’em, to their knees
ease the pain
and stuck my d-ck so far in their -ss it hit brain
three dudes lay asleep on the cement, and i repent for the crimes of these women and men
it’s kind of crazy
being who i am
a rapper / crime fighter in the thick of a jam
but anyways
ken kaniff saving the day
i’m out to the next crime, g take it away…

(who can keep you company up there?)

[hook]

look up in the sky
it’s a bird
it’s a plane
it’s a man with a cape
and a beard and a cane
and a tank top; shorts with a bulge in his pants
this is ken, it’s kaniff, this is me, superman. [x4]

- ken kaniff lyrics

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