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ken kaniff - vato lyrics

[intro]
(what are you doing here vato?)
vato, what the f-ck is a vato?
i’m just an american man, people like you, f-ck my whole sh-t up

[verse 1]
i’m in [?], 20 miles south of the border
with no cash, nothing but a dollar and a quarter
i spent my last 20 on the sl-t at the bar
and now she’s sitting shotgun, waiting for me in the car
she’s five foot three with a face to match
already sucked my snake and i ain’t tasting sn-tch
now there’s one thing left before i leave this country
i need a bag of rubbers so this chick can f-ck me
so i’m looking for a rubber when i see this [?] he sells soda, chips, and drugs for diarrhea
(can i help you?)
this dude says back behind the counter
yeah i need a condom [?] and rounded
(foreign language)
what the f-ck?
“i just need a bag of condoms yo, i’ll give you a buck”
said “i need a bag of condoms go, i’ll give you a buck”
that’s what i said to him
(foreign language)
he responded, and i don’t speak spanish, so to me he’s being honest
guess i’ll have to use body language to talk
so i stuttered my step and started switching my walk

[hook x2]
it kind of sucks when you don’t speak my language
that goes to friends, and enemies, and all the people i hang with
if you can’t communicate you end up alone, and then you turn into me, nothing but grunts and groans

[verse 2]
back to the story ’bout the condoms, how i got ’em
i had an idea, unbuckled my pants and dropped ’em
i stepped to the counter, all h-lla lookin’ goofy though
(foreign language)
whatever [?], and i whipped out my d-ck
it’s kind of big and very long so i’m proud of it
(foreign language)
i know it’s pretty [?], but it’s nothing to be scared of
i put my c-ck on the counter and slit him a buck
“i need a bag of condoms” what i shouted and such
i [?] with my d-ck, and a dollar on the table
he’d understand what i meant and be willing to [?]
to give me what i need, but he still didn’t get it
forget it, and all of a sudden he touched my head with his hand, his finger, and pointed down at the counter, he started speaking english particular well rounded
(hahahahaha!)
he laughed and then he hollered
(my d-ck’s bigger than yours, i win the dollar)
d-mn, kaniff steady played by a vato
(vato? i’m a cable guy from colorado)

[hook x2]
+ grunts and groans

[outro]
oh man
coming back on road sixty-six
all the way back to harvard
check out a nice american with blonde hair
[?], you know the deal

- ken kaniff lyrics

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