kenny everett - snot rap (12" version) lyrics
[verse 1]
‘ello creeps, it’s sid snot here with some cbh
for your flaming ale
it’s all in [?]
it’s all in rhyme
you won’t know what i’m talking about half the time
it’s a rap
that’s a load of farble
it don’t make sense
it’s all off the wall at the local gents
[?], i couldn’t care less
the whole fence is all a musical mess
it’s a rap
[chorus]
done with taste, in the best possible taste
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (it’s all done with the best possible taste, haha, oh i love it, i love it)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste
it’s all done with taste
[verse 2]
i thought a rap was something you wear
you know round your shoulders, in the red booth bear
and i love raccoons and big hips
sidney, get your hands off my big tits+
shut up [?], it’s a rap
listen slaggy, you’re doing it wrong
you gotta stay on the feet to do this song
oh [?] knight, i love to do it
oh leave it out, there’s nothing to do
it’s a rap
[chorus]
done with taste, in the best possible taste (sidney (yup?))
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (how do you think this rap is going? well, it’s going well darlin’)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (best friend, i used to go round with bert reynold)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (oh, shut up [?])
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste
it’s all done with taste
[verse 3]
you just keep talking, you know what i mean?
about things you’ve done, or things you’ve seen
oh, i’ve seen things, big and small
but let’s not get into that at all
it’s a rap
look, you just might get up as you go along
so n0body knows if you’re doing it wrong
and you can chuck in a word like circumcision
because we ain’t going in for eurovision
it’s a rap
[chorus]
(it’s all) done with taste, in the best possible taste
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (well sidney, what do you think of my new record?)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (your record? it’s my record)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (no it isn’t, it’s mine, i’m [?] around here)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (i mean look at my makeup, my hair, and the mink, and these)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (what do you think these are? chopped liver? listen [?], let’s get summin’ straight between us)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (oh, hit me, tell you what, let’s go back to my place)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (i’ve got tough lighting, weak music, and we can watch a video my latest movie)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (oh yeah, what’s it called? “tone deaf at the recording studio”?)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (oh sid, you’re only joking)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (by the way, do you think we’ll get on top of the pops?)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (why not? you’ve been ontop of everything else)
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste (oh sid, oh [?])
it’s all done with taste, in the best possible taste
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