kermit the frog - piggy got back lyrics
[intro]
yo! everybody!
this is sir croaks-a-lot
and i’m not here to talk about big b-tts
no, i’m into pig b-tts!
yeah!
[verse 1]
i like pig b-tts and i cannot lie
i love ’em until when pigs fly
when a sow walks in with an itty bitty snout
and a round thing stickin’ out, you gotta jump!
you can’t get enough when you notice those chops are stuffed
deep in that dress
i’m so sure it’s probably not kosher
oh piggy! you know i ain’t fakin’
i want to bring home the bacon
my muppets try to stop me
but watch out kermit she knows karate
ooh little pig let me in
you say you wanna go to your pen
well excite me, delight me
because you are the other white meat
i’ve heard her singing
and my ears are still ringing
i see, she’s
got it going like a big harley
i’m tired of magazines
sayin’ pigs are so unclean
take the average pig and then look at
rizzo that nasty rat
so frogs! frogs!
is your girlfriend a real hog?
get her shakin’, shakin’
shake that back bacon
piggy got back!
[chorus]
miss piggy got back!
babe like face with a porky booty
pork! pork!
babe like face with a porky booty
[verse 2]
i like ’em pink and big
and when i’m lookin’ at a pig
i just can’t help myself
i’m actin’ like animal!
it’s hard to handle
i wanna get you home and
f-r-o double g-y style
i ain’t sayin’ go pig out more
but a skinny pig seems just like a bore
i like ’em blonde thick and porky
that swine’s so fine, i’m taken!
croak’s-a-lot is achin’
beggin’ for a piece of that bacon
i’m lookin’ at the way she moves
don’t care if she’s got fingers or hooves
you can keep that slim youth
i’ll feed my woman’s sweet tooth
word to the thick pork riblet
i wanna get with it
i won’t croak or ribbet
but i gotta be real
i wanna make you -squeal-
at a lake or pond
(hey i got no pants on)
i bet scooter won’t like this song
’cause he’ll never pork a porker
but i’d rather say he’s g-y
’cause i’m lean, and i’m green
i’m a big pig lovin’ machine
so piggy (yeah)
piggy (yeah)
do you wanna get down and get jiggy? (oh yeah)
get your hamhocks and stick ’em out
even fozzie’s got to shout
piggy got back!
[chorus]
yeah, miss piggy’s got back!
[bridge]
ya know when it comes to females
cosmo, i mean gonzo’s
got nothing to do with my selection
24-36, well he’s into chickens
not me! i’m down with p.i.g.
word to big bird
[verse 3]
so your girlfriend’s name is auggie
takes walks out with her doggie
but auggie ain’t got a rump roast
like the back of my hoggie
this little froggie
don’t want you unless your tail is curly-q
dial 1-900-croaks-a-lot
’cause frogs know how to hip-hop
piggy got back!
[outro]
get it?
frogs
hip-hop
yeah, whatever
miss piggy got back!
yo
too legit, too legit ribbet
too legit, too legit ribbet
yo yo yo, this is kermit the frog
but you can call me sir croaks-a-lot
and we’ll see you next time on the muppet show
yo
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