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kerser - magic trick lyrics

[intro]
oi, i’ll show you a magic trick, ready?
where the f-ck did that go, c-nt?

[verse 1]
n0body’s touchin’ my drink tonight
if i haven’t had a drink, better pinch me twice
that sh-t ain’t right and i take it serious
quarter past nine am, i’m here for this
nice drink with a tablet too
i’m forgettin’ all the sh-t that i have to do
now i’m walkin’ down the street with a hatchet too
and an axe and a shiv in the backpack, ooh
smooth as but my eyes are bloodshot
can’t it be ’cause i’m high as f-ck, what?
drunk too, f-ck you and your punk crew
talkin’ on my bottle like “man, i f-ckin’ love you”
saw the gronk lad, i’m havin’ some fun
no money, walk in, then i grab it and run
other rappers go and make a song for the p-ss
i’m in a bad mood, i see you, you’re coppin’ a shiv

[verse 2]
jumped up, poured a mix
got a homeless f-ck [?] sh-t
i forgot a little bit but i snort a stick
beat a chat f-ck with his own walkin’ stick
i could have a b-tch drink like a vodka cruiser
(why?) ’cause of the vodka loser
this ain’t a track for you to go party to
it’s a track for me to drink more [?] to
knock at me door, i bet it’s me friends
(who’s that? it’s me) you got a jim beam ten?
i’ll lock the f-ckin’ door unless you do
“are you f-ckin’ serious?” yes, it’s true
(come here [?]) nah, i can’t hear you
gonna lock the door, come back with a beer dude
greedy c-nt but what? i’m addicted
one dirty habit that i’m never gonna get b-tch

[verse 3]
people hate me when i get p-ssed
that’s okay ’cause they gonna get shived
i’m a nice guy, i’m a nice g—
no i’m not, okay, that’s a white lie
i settle down because i’m losing control
i gotta behave man, gotta do what i’m told
gotta be a good man, gotta move when i’m told
but then i went and seen the f-ckin’ cue for the doll
what the f-ck this sh-t? now i pull out a knife
grab the centrelink b-tch and i put it in twice
everybody’s screamin’ “don’t stab her, no!”
so i grab that b-tch and i stab her throat
walk back to the desk, normal as f-ck
here’s my form, two fortnights, yep, that’s a month
leave the scene now c-nt, i’m needin’ a drink
i guess we all know where i’ll be in a week

[hook]
abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah)
touch my drink and i’ll slap you b-tch (ha)
touch my drink and i’ll stab you quick (come on)
it’s a bad habit and i have to admit
abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah)
touch my drink and i’ll slap you b-tch (ha)
touch my drink and i’ll stab you quick (come on)
it’s a bad habit and i have to admit (let’s go)
abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah)
touch my drink and i’ll slap you b-tch (yeah)
touch my drink and i’ll stab you quick (yeah)
it’s a bad habit and i have to admit (let’s go)
abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah)
touch my drink and i’ll slap you b-tch (ha)
touch my drink and i’ll stab you quick
it’s a bad habit and i have to admit (ha)

[outro]
yeah
after all that sh-t
i went and gave me form to cheryl
put it through
so my pay goes in tomorrow
and um, you might not see me for a bit
’cause i’m on a holiday
f-ck yous, ha!

- kerser lyrics

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