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kevin bennett - waluigi vs smash bros battle rap part 3 lyrics

[intro]
so i’ve been laying on the ground
couple seconds unconscious
got a bunch of broken bones
lots of medical problems

i was desperate in the moment, so i went with the bombing
when it’s survival of the fittest, you don’t have many options

[verse 1]
just walk it off, i ain’t done with the bloodshed (hah)
‘nuff said, they left me out the game, i’m disgusted (nah)
the only way to cope is to crush heads (yeah)
but now i gotta be careful cuz the damage
that i’m on is 300! (ah!)

let’s start sh+t with dark pit (yeah!)
hit him out the park
give corrin some hard hits (yeah!)
king de+de+de got de+de+demolished (demolished!)
villager was planting seeds then i planted his noggin
yeah!

ayo, i looked into the sky
meta knight was overhead (nah!)
tried to swoop in like a hawk
and take a swipe right at my neck
cat+like reflex, i’ve got the upper hand becuz’
his backs to me (what?)
plucked his wings off and turned the b+tch
into amputee (hah hah!)
like “oh my god”, my f+ckin’ head almost vanished
i look behind me, there she is, cannon loaded by samus
“what, you mad, b+tch?” well, at least you’re in the game
i don’t have sh+t
her missile got deflected, now she’s gone
like some magic (oof!)

that’s it!
oh, it’s the captain falcon
he tried the flaming kicks and punches
they were rapid (they were rapid)

but i can stick and move
martial artist champion (dang!)
the bottom of my shoe
put him to sleep
like some ambien (goodnight)

but then i got this weird feeling like somebody was watching me (what)
t’was the oddest thing, i’m going with my gut
so there’s gotta be
i turn around and see a little box right beside of me
it ain’t nothing, till a d+mn snake came right out of it!
whoa!

[chorus]
so, what you fighting for?
for my legacy, revenge and my pride and more!
my whole life been disrespected
so after this, you won’t forget him

i guess you never got the message! (yeah!)
so waluigi made an entrance!
my enemies got a deathwish! (deathwish!)
(yeah, what)

it’s waluigi’s armageddon
(waluigi’s armageddon)

[verse 2]
yeah, one by one i’m taking out the trash
i’m a scr+pper
single+handedly handing everyone’s ass on a platter

p+ssing on all of my foes, like i had a full bladder
i’m taking over super smash, its only one thing matters

just felt a tap on my shoulder, (huh?)
behold it’s ganondorf
if he’s the demon king, then i’m a d+mn tyrannosaurus
tried for the flame punch
somehow his aim sucked
hit the pavement (yeah)
strangled him with his cape
til all the air left his pair of lungs
tell me that is not the person that i see (what?)
riding dirty, dragon style on the backside of ridley (yuh!)
green imposter, 24+7 rival
that’s that wannabe (what?)
dare i say your name
i’ll go insane and k!ll you, luigi! (yeah!)

they flew in closer
their sole intention is just to roast me (roast!)
breathing fire, my facial hair is sizzled and smoking (nice!)

so i provoked him
shoved my racquet deep down his throat
put him right in a comatose
no sign of any motion (nope!)

luigi looked at me with eyes redder than the devil (yeah!)
and one of us will have to die before the war can settle
this sh+t is monumental, (yeah!)
luigi took a shroom and then ingested
got jacked, luigi schwarrzenegger (sh+t!)

he grabbed ahold of me
strongest grip on me totally (yuh!)
slip through the cracks of his fingers
i got lucky like cloverleaf (what, what!)
dodging hands of a giant
stay alive i’ve been trying
time is ticking, about to consist of luigi’s diet (yuh!)

i’m in need of a miracle
i’m cornered
my backs to the wall (my god)
he’s closing in, but something’s shining right under that corpse
its a star! (what the heck?)
the situations so mythical
kicked the body out the way
snagged it now i’m invincible! (yeah)

luigi leaped forward with a look in his eyes
his purpose is to eat me alive, jaws open wide
i dove right inside, but i’m bonafide, yeah!
and so i bursted through his sternum
like some purplish dynamite

[chorus]
so, what you fighting for?

for my legacy, revenge and my pride and more!
my whole life been disrespected
so after this, you won’t forget him

i guess you never got the message! (yeah!)
so waluigi made an entrance!
my enemies got a deathwish! (deathwish!)
(yeah, what)

it’s waluigi’s armageddon
(waluigi’s armageddon)

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